The cringiest email addresses from when you were a teenager
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Back in the glory days of MSN when we’d stay up past 9pm for a bit of ‘nudging’, the internet was not short of imaginative email addresses and screen names.
Whether your addy was a mess of kisses and full stops, or if you were blessed to be creative enough to come up with something slightly quirky and cool, it’s time to re-embrace the cringe email address.
These naughties gems are so bad that they’re good.
xxx_cloeisacutie_xx@hotmail.com
“I was seriously fucking cute.”
thegymclasshero@hotmail.com
“I really liked the gym class heroes and thought I was good at rugby. Turns out that they were crap and I never grew past 3’1″
x-silence-is-a-scary-sound-x@hotmail.co.uk
“I’ve seen McFly seven times and Tom is definitely my soul mate. I was genuinely heartbroken that I didnt get to see McBusted so I’m getting this lyric tattooed this summer instead.”
bellabumps@hotmail.com
“It’s not even my name but I thought it sounded cute.”
milliemoo200@hotmail.com
“Because every ‘milliemoo’ from 1 to 199 was already taken”
lil_spaz@hotmail.com
“jenniegale@hotmail.com was taken, so I decided to be bold. Much much much too bold.”
sexys4r4h@ntlworld.com
“I always wanted it to be my car number plate”
spliffy101@hotmail.com
“I made this when I was in first year at uni because I was Cambridge’s finest chonger”
blackbombshell@hotmail.com
“Because ‘black beauty’ was taken”
charizardrulez@aol.com
“Because Charizard would dick all over Venusaur. And no one gives a shit about Blastoise”
totallywannabe@hotmail.co.uk
“I wanted something that rhymed and this was the first thing that came into my head.”
bonibabi@hotmail.com
“I don’t have a fucking clue… I just thought it worked”
fluffymurderturkeys@hotmail.com
“I sided with England in the England vs. Turkey Euro 2004 qualifiers so this seemed like an obvious choice.”
lozziefitz@msn.com
“I thought I was bloody edgy aged 10, and couldn’t be dealing with kisses”
bnbnboy@hotmail.com
“I was the edgy Milkybar kid essentially”
kissmyspongeyass@hotmail.com
Literally no explanation for this anonymous shocker, even the dog’s ashamed…
rockpolisher@hotmail.com
“My brother said I would be really cool and have loads of friends…”
fisherpricejenkin@hotmail.com
“When I was 14 I had a baby face so I adopted it as nickname but soon realised they were actually bullying me a bit.
“This addy is still in use, so hit me up girls!”