Festive porn experiences a sharp rise over Christmas – but we watch less of it
It’s mostly family related too
Naughty santa’s helper became the most popular search term on Pornhub this Christmas, while your family lay sleeping.
Shocking statistics show a 2692 per cent increase for the festive themed vids on the day the son of God was born.
Smut merchants Porn Hub analysed data for last year’s festive period to see what type of porn you watched.
Christmas fuck, santas helper, mrs. clause, and elf all featured in the top 20 keywords on the free porn site.
Overstuffed was searched 155 per cent more than usual, and Pornhub claim your undoing your belt button after the Turkey for more than one reason.
And the time of year to bring family together even breached your bed sheets – “fucking dads girlfriend” came in a close second with a 2462 per cent increase.
Users also looked for “brother and step sister”, “mother in law with son” and “step dad and daughter” more than usual.
A whole gang of Santa related terms filled the list, but Christmas Eve became the least popular time for a tug, with a 43 per centĀ plungeĀ in traffic.
But Christmas Day only experienced a 26 per cent drop in users – showing you’re probably bored of your Grandparents and in need of a distraction.
The UK is the least sinful on Christmas Day than any other country – with 36 per cent less people on the site.
India, Taiwan, Ukraine, Serbia, Egypt and Turkey all wanked more than usual.