These are the best clubbers in the UK this week – and they are sizzlin and fizzlin

Let’s be honest nowhere touches Preston

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Best squad

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Lavery’s, Belfast

Love, Liverpool

LetsDisko, Leicester

Awkward hand position of the week

Kandy, Oxford

Best hair

Monday Night Bridge, Oxford Brookes

Evoque, Preston

Best action shot

Fuzzy Ducks, Oxford

Sugarhouse, Lancaster

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Sugarhouse, Lancaster

MacsBar, Preston

Best selfie

Minted, Birmingham

Slickest moves

Mason Hall, Birmingham

Sugarhouse, Lancaster

Duo of the week

Minted, Birmingham

Studio 500, Glasgow

Stunners of the week

Bamboo, Glasgow

Pryzm, Leeds

Evoque, Preston

Best facial expressions

Studio 500, Glasgow

Best costumes

Party Monster, Glasgow

 Best DJ

WNB, Glasgow

Best use of club staff

The Viper Rooms, Glasgow

Unhappiest clubber

Kokomo, Glasgow

Awkward embrace of the week

Sugarhouse, Lancaster

Shabang, Leicester

Evoque, Preston

Best couple

Sugarhouse, Lancaster

Most tropical clubber

Hungriest clubber

Revolution, Leeds

Difitiz, Newcastle

Evoque, Preston

Most creative use of a VK

Pryzm, Leeds

Best ‘my boyfriend doesn’t know I’m out’ shot

Leicester

Bendiest clubber

Shabang, Leicester

Trio of the week

Dirty Antics, Liverpool

Love, Liverpool

Third wheel of the week

Juicy, Liverpool

Most intense clubber

Manchester

Difitiz, Newcastle

Best group shot

Juicy, Manchester

Pull of the week

Fuzuko, Newcastle

Happiest clubber

Evoque, Preston

Dad of the week

Evoque, Preston

Strongest pout game

Evoque, Preston

Strongest jaw

Sketchy, Belfast

Best of the rest

Digital Mondays, Newcastle

Waikiki, Newcastle

Waikika, Newcastle

Hanza, Reading

Salvation, York

Frat House, York

Hideout, Belfast