Clubbers of the week

No backup dancers in here

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Stunners of the week

Stunners of the week

Think of the straightener costs

Runners up

Which one’s the Samantha of the group?

Winker of the week

If you close one eye it really looks like Ed Sheeran

Best dressed

VK races are a real sport

Best T-shirt

Pussy patrol

Chiller of the week

Where are the bubbles coming from?

Spillage of the week

I remember my first carafe of rosé

Cutest couple

When’s the wedding?

DJ of the week

20 minutes into DJ & chill and he gives you this look

Happiest clubber

It’s the open collar that did it

Hungriest clubber

Eat clean, train dirty

Biggest badass

4/20

Photobomb of the week

Troooollllll in the dungeon

Responsible drinker of the week

U proud mum

Most docile boyfriend

Plz stop

Ned Flanders costume of the week

Diddly

And a man who has never seen cake before

What the FUCK is that