
Clubbers of the week
No backup dancers in here
Stunners of the week

Think of the straightener costs
Runners up
Which one’s the Samantha of the group?
Winker of the week
If you close one eye it really looks like Ed Sheeran
Best dressed
VK races are a real sport
Best T-shirt
Pussy patrol
Chiller of the week
Where are the bubbles coming from?
Spillage of the week
I remember my first carafe of rosé
Cutest couple
When’s the wedding?
DJ of the week
20 minutes into DJ & chill and he gives you this look
Happiest clubber
It’s the open collar that did it
Hungriest clubber
Eat clean, train dirty
Biggest badass
4/20
Photobomb of the week
Troooollllll in the dungeon
Responsible drinker of the week
U proud mum
Most docile boyfriend
Plz stop
Ned Flanders costume of the week
Diddly
And a man who has never seen cake before
What the FUCK is that