
Best clubbers: End of term special
We drank, we fought, we made our ancestors proud
Abs of the week

And yet you’re eating Quavers and reading Clubbers of the Week
Best santa
Moustache placement on point
Clubber most caught by surprise
Oh this? It’s just got natural volume!
Clubbers unsure of what to do with urine samples
Not that
Best DJ
Knew I shouldn’t have chopped these onions on the deck
MostĀ embarrassed boyfriend
Jesus Sharon, he’s meant to be taking the pictures
Couple of the week
Camels are able to breed by the time they are between three and four years old, at which time the dominant male of the herd has breeding rights
Dragon of the week
Have you ever tried a ghost chili though
Jacamo advert of the week
Fashion for real men
Loneliest clubber
I brought these hats for all my… oh
Most annoyed double-booked photographer
But I wanted to snap that guy’s cool T
Financial meltdown of the week
Burn it all before the feds arrive
Most embarrassing fancy dress miscommunication
Haha, why do you guys always do this to me
Saddest clubber
I said short back and sides
Best T-shirt
(Tits are a family of small passerine birds which occur in the Northern Hemisphere and Africa)
Interaction of the week
Boys, cheer if you want this to end!