CourtNewsUK is the best way to understand London right now
The world would be so much worse without it
Most tweets are infinitely discardable: they form an endless, relentless parade of shit vines, shit memes and shit beefs. But there is one account that’s different, that reveals a lava of absurdity and brutality under the crust of daily, average London life.
It’s @CourtNewsUK. They’re reporting from courts across London. That’s it. That’s what they do. I could explain it in detail,I could go in-depth and dissect what it all means but I don’t really have to. I’ll let the tweets tweet for themselves.
This is not a parody account, this shit is for real
Ooft
Meanwhile, in Barnet
Justice is done
To be the man, you have to beat the Western imperialist system
It’s quite scary sometimes
There are still plenty of Cockneys out there, if this is anything to go by
The greatest Ealing comedy never made
Can we get ‘wombat thick old cunt’ printed on some t-shirts please?
As you do
Nudity!
Drugs!
Fat chance of this happening
Celebrity glamour!
Glamour is probably the wrong word actually
You’re the first, the last, my everything
The most important things in life
I mean, they’re not incorrect
So many questions that I don’t want to know the answers to
The course of true love never did run smooth
If you don’t follow it you should start now.