Is the Loch Ness Monster in the River Thames right now?

No, the Loch Ness Monster is not in the River Thames right now.

This is not a picture of the Loch Ness Monster in the River Thames

How do we know that the picture doesn’t show the Loch Ness Monster swimming in the River Thames?

Because the Loch Ness Monster isn’t real you fucking idiots. 

We can also tell you for sure this isn’t a photo of Bigfoot swimming in the River Thames

How are we sure that isn’t a photo of Bigfoot swimming in the River Thames?

Because like the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot isn’t real either. 

That could be a whale, it could be a piece of wood, it could be many real things that actually exist in the world.

But it definitely isn’t the Loch Ness Monster.