Ladies, grab your wine: This is your Presidential Debate drinking game
Drink when Trump says he respects women
Laura FitzPatrickThe last Presidential Debate will take place tonight at 9pm EST at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas.
As Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton prepare for their final battle, we’ve created a drinking game you’ll actually want to do.
So get your boxes, bottles and solo cups ready to toast to Trump’s mansplaining.
What you’ll need:
- A few gallons of wine
- A tolerance for bullshit
Sip when…
- Anyone brings up “locker room talk”
- Trump says he “never said that”
- Trump refers to Hillary as “Secretary Clinton”
- Trump uses the word “great”
One finger when…
- Someone tweets about Trump’s failed contour
- Trump pouts like he just got Kylie Jenner’s new lip kit
- Hillary does that thing when she smiles at Trump like us when we see puppies
- You laugh at Trump’s hilarious facial expressions
- You look at Hillary and think “same”
- Hillary stares into the camera like she’s on the Office
Two fingers when…
- Trump mentions Hillary’s nonexistent period
- Trump mentions Hillary’s stamina
- Trump tries to mansplain
- Trump dodges the sexual assaults allegations by bringing up Bill Clinton
- Trump’s body language is creepy
Drink for the entire time that…
- Trump interrupts Hillary
- It looks like Trump and Hillary are singing to each other
- Hillary laughs at Trump’s stupidity
- You wonder how Trump got this far in the election
- Hillary shimmies
Down your drink when…
- Trump dodges the sexual assault allegations against him by bringing up ISIS
- Trump says he respects women
- The urge to punch Trump in the face gets too real
- You’re inspired by Hillary
Finish off the bottle when…
The debate is over and we can be confident in Hillary winning the presidency.