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There’s 100 pizzas up for grabs
What even is Harper Adams?
Make us breakfast in bed too
I was hoping to look like Kylie Jenner
They sold out in 22 seconds
They took thousands of pounds worth of electricals
He also said they found NOS in rooms
Eight of them have been charged
They’re abysmal
Just leave them be
He projected onto the Whitworth building
Who is even in John Phillips?
There was another Facebook misunderstanding
It will be from 7am to 9am tomorrow
All due to a Facebook slip up
Realistically they’re all pretty average
One of us threw up on the table
She took over half the vote
You’re all so fancy
No likey, no lighty
Who will take the crown?
Find her in Revolution Thursdays
Daym son where’d you find this?
It reads ‘I want you inside me’
He called himself ‘The Warden’
I always get creepy comments and all my jeans rip
Desmond, please
Where would we be without these legends?
Let me wear what I want
He went from a 44″ waist to 32″ in under a year
Don’t they know it’s deadline week?
Feast your eyes on these guys
The search for Luff’s most eligible first year begins
Can the silly freshers please gtfo already
We beat Durham and LSE
They all walk on water
It’s the biggest decision you’ll make at uni
No I don’t want your dessert diner
The murals give us an identity
The decision comes after a public e-petition to protect the works proved unsuccessful
Judges called it a ‘divine concept’
There’s so much choice
Not all of us want to work for the Big Four
Yeah ketty bangers m8
Let the fun-ruining commence
It’s a nice welcome for Freshers
People are demanding a refund
‘The most common thing is the grabbing of a girl’s crotch. Not just a pat, but full-on forcing their hands underneath skirts’
He bottled it
We know you’re hiding something
The chino wankers of the world are better off than ever
Oh when will it end?
GoT is coming to Luf
He blamed flaws in the election process
‘It’s disturbing’
‘For a student to racially abuse a fellow student is abysmal’
You’re making people gag
You look ridiculous
Sometimes they’re even worse
We’ve had enough of cheesy chips, cheesier music and ‘celeb’ appearances from White Dee