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Lucie would defo have been at Baltic Weekender
TW: Rape, assault
David Kloos is currently in an induced coma in Budapest
You’re as bad as people who quit clubbing because they’re in a relationship
Apologies for having a life outside the SJ
This coincides with the Guild presidential elections
Don’t talk to anyone who chooses Slater’s over Faculty
Don’t make the rookie mistake of not having your night sorted
One student was given sanctions on three separate occasions
Time to get that work and fun balance on point
This is not just any arena…
I just can’t control my workload
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A man after Heebies
Possibilities, I look like all you need
It’s never too early in the semester to be skipping 9ams
The reality being that you all can’t give up the sesh
You’ll be mentioning fat frogs and quad vods daily
You can guess who’s going to the naff Icebreaker event
Brunch is the best tequila recovery method
Liverpool is one of three UK SUs to ban the charity from their Freshers’ Fair
Just in case you needed some moves for Heebies
They’re gonna be nothing like your mates from home, trust us
Yet another reason not to bother with Kenny
What they forgot to tell you on the open day, clearly
This season has ended, but Jani is only just beginning
You’d be lying if you said you weren’t attracted to him
Who really wants a photo with Adam Collard?
It takes more than just getting her a quadvod
Obviously taking revision very seriously
Apart from just scrolling through Facebook obvs
These are juicier than Tuesday nights at The Shipping Forecast
It’s time to get those secrets off your chest
Not everyone can be Krunchy Fried Chicken
“Look hun, the Baa Bar queue is too long”
You’ll regret adding half these people to the event
This is set to take place at the end of April
Those were the best days of our lives
Will it beat the former Tuesday night fix?
Not technically gone and definitely not forgotten
Halfway through the degree and still not a clue
5/5 for tempting me into too many Jagerbombs
You’ve got to get the biggest sesh of the year right
Bet you’re reading this on your swanky new MacBook
Wild wild wild, wild wild wild thoughts
Plan your end of academic year squad trips now
Don’t pretend that you haven’t muted this convo
Maybe it’s actually worth going Level Wednesdays
I don’t know if they’re looking for romance or?
Passing through club doors better than we pass modules
Even though you vowed you’d only go on Paddy’s Day
From being glam to having the social life of your gran
We’re rating the food you’re bringing to the SJ
The Home Counties just weren’t cutting it
Sorry, nobody gets to be Ant and Dec
The Scousers are getting all the superlikes
So long to Soho and bye to Black Rabbit
We’re gonna drink Bacardi like it’s your birthday
£3 on the door means we know you so much more
My hometown bae > your one night stand
Jade Brydges
