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Let me talk to you about Keith’s
What are they good for? Absolutely nothing.
We just wanted to meet Paxman
He kinda took it back straight after though
Could you be the next Bretherton?
Perfect places for a sneaky bit of shut eye
Get out of here with your vodka and coke
You’re as basic as chicken nuggets and you know it
Do you think I’m Usain Bolt?
“I would’ve been on time if it wasn’t for the roadworks”
Is your nine grand a year buying you any friends?
They are a physical manifestation of your inner strife.
Baby, it’s cold outside
They even have a food court, come on
Who doesn’t want to get down and dirty to the Cheeky Girls?