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You could find love AND be a TV star in weeks
You’d literally get paid to cuddle puppies
He has not recovered any legal costs and damages from any party
‘My mum never let me drink it because it was in the news that a girl turned yellow. That’s true, right?’
‘Being one of only a handful of black girls has actually made me abnormally insecure’
‘The polo was terrific. But I was distracted by the gorgeous men surrounding me all day.’
It’s a case of athlete privilege
The former Stanford swimmer sexually assaulted a female student behind a dumpster in an alley
Never trust a man with an Apple Watch
Speaking to the students without sexual feelings
The LAPD have now confirmed the shooting to be a ‘murder-suicide’
In decision-making bodies, men dominate up to 75 per cent of the conversation
The cross-party amendment to the Immigration Bill was defeated today
Naming the defendants is unfair on them and on the victim
He moved to North Korea in 1995 to become a banker
Let’s be honest, the Edinburgh accent is perfect in every single way
The controversial BDS vote saw hundreds demand a repeal
It’s being refurbished but it’s still ugly af
All the world is a stage
Hordes of girls are expected to camp outside
Some poor bloke played a rectum
Better the devil you know
The victim was coming home from a party
It happens all the time
It was a cracking night
More libido-increasing smoked salmon, please…
Just think of all the Insta opportunities
They have to be of Syrian nationality
And in other news, the sky is grey
He’s got two phones, one for business and one for pleasure
Pompous, pretentious and utterly unbearable
Yours is probably gone
Probably because they’re trying to sell pills on Tinder
The victim was on his way home from Hive
His injuries were so severe he had to miss his exams
‘The place to visit if you’re keen on associating yourself with douche-bags’
And this is why I think you should too
A witness says she saw a group of men grinding on her and filming
But the mourners didn’t let it affect their moving evening
I had to talk about my non-existent vagina
Most of you don’t even know what a rector is
Expect ‘a friendly chat, search and arrest’
You know a subject’s a joke when the lecturer starts dancing
And my graph looked like a willy
You must be Hava Na’giggle
They’ve issued an eXXXcruciatingly awkward statement
‘I made eye contact with the library cat. Does that count as getting pussy’
WhyNot’s popular Flare Mondays has a ‘chav’ theme this week.
FYC annual pub crawl leaves freshers ‘destroyed’ as promised
The only concise information on the referendum you will find online