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You won’t be able to get through this without crying
There’s never been a decision bigger than this
Bet Amber loves a bit of Lambrini
Lol you should probably tag them under this
Basically depends how drunk you are
You’re in your twenties and you’re still dumber than an 11-year-old
The club you lost your virginity in is probably in this
Just the can of San Pelly for moi
We met the Labour leader to talk tuition fees, Love Island and the ‘Oh, Jeremy Corbyn’ chant
The Labour leader is backing the former Blazin’ Squad star
It all hinges on the stick or twist
Craig definitely eats Monster Munch
Oh take me back to the sweet release of first year
Attackers are holding people to ransom for sensitive files
Well tbf there isn’t that much mud so they’re q clean
Cracking open a 2:1 with the boys
The tube today is hotter than the legal temperature for transporting cattle
No, there’s no such thing as the Midlands
If it’s a Nobbly Bobbly, the answer isn’t good
No this is not a spoiler, it finished years ago
Whom’st have thought my grammar was so lacking
Cold ones for the many, not the boys
We spoke to The Body Coach about clean eating, HIIT and how he gets his hair so shiny
The Labour leader talks cheesy chips, tending to his allotment and abolishing tuition fees
No self-respecting adult eats Jammie Dodgers
The North is no place for your chicken katsu bake
You still don’t believe the night tube really exists
Ten minutes into socialism and chill and he gives you this look
If you drink prosecco you’re definitely a Tory
2.4 million young people are not currently registered for this election
Rutland definitely isn’t a place you’ve made that up
Seriously it’s getting out of control
It’ll let you know where your vote will make the most difference
Your mate who slept with your ex is in this lol
Only one of the questions is about your gravy preferences
A one bed flat in Hackney costs the same as a cottage in East Yorkshire
Killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
I mean it’s obviously not Ryan Libbey is it
His money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds
Why am I still drinking and why am I covered in gravy
Only one question is about what you order at Greggs
This is better than any chocolate egg so I’m glad you didn’t get me one mum
Guess I’m moving to North Wales then
We spoke to Jamie’s intern about his partying habits and penchant for blondes
Tag yourself I’m the ho
Stops include the Taj Mahal and Christ The Redeemer
Yes, the one where Millie slaps Spencer is in here
His grip is icy, but these clubbers are feisty
He thinks things were better when young people ran large chunks of Africa
He likes golf, red wine and older women
It’s literally the worst show ever created
No mate you can’t have gravy on that
Yes, the ‘work hard, play hard’ one is in here
They literally typed ‘Joe McGrath’ in the search bar and invited the first one
Which was the most intense? And who the fuck is Mimi?
It partly hinges on whether you’re wearing a coat
I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
Who yells at you loudest: the customers or the chef?
Forget the EU Referendum, these shapely shanks are the only thing we want to vote on
The dashing prince who turned you away during a storm is in this
I was cold and I didn’t have pockets, but at least I looked fabulous
The hashtag has become popular in the aftermath of the Westminster attack
‘London is the city that endured the Blitz – it’s got this’
We are all Jamie Laing
By May 21st, the cheapest pack of fags in the UK will cost £8.82
I am not supposed to have sexual feelings for Lumière
If seeing the clubbers is alright wit ye, here are the clubbers
Your skinny jeans could never be low enough
Bundles only took place at the dodgiest of comps
It’s your round mate go on get the beers in
Obviously the History major is wearing a turtleneck
Obviously the History student is wearing a turtleneck
She’s not you, that’s one thing we know for certain
Hello, it’s me, I was wondering if you’d like to see the clubbers of the week?
What’s worse, Dalston boys or Clapham boys?
Everything is probably, possibly, maybe going to be fine
Bobby Palmer
