
Holy heck, it’s the best clubbers in the UK this week!
They certainly like to move it, move it
Blah blah blah. Come on, we both don’t know you don’t even read this bit.
You’re here for one reason, and one reason alone – to see the best clubbers in the entire country this week.
Fine. Here they are. Enjoy.
Freeze hold hairspray of the week
It’s every runway stylist’s must-have, and with good reason
This guy doesn’t know what glasses are
What is this contraption on my face
FUCK SHE LEFT ONE OF THE HOBS ON
Well that’s your kitchen burnt to fuck
The amount of girls who have already rejected them tonight
2+2+2+2=8
He wants to steal your vodka bottle too
HAVEN’T YOU GOT ENOUGH!?
Even killer clowns can let their hair down
All that stabbing is thirsty work!
Because sometimes you just need to stop dancing and illuminate your chimp mug
Yeah actually you’ve lost us on this one
“Would you like to go out for a drink with me?”
“Erm… I’m actually super busy with exams and stuff at the moment”
Jamie Vardy’s having a party
Bring your sodden Red Bull cups and your matching haircuts
They say you should never meet your heroes
Seriously, they’ll only disappoint you
WE JUST FUCKING LOVE VK
MINE IS APPLE AND IT TASTES AMAZING
This is how quickly you can clear a bar by dabbing
(Very)
Wait, so Leonardo DiCaprio’s character might have been dreaming the whole time?
What?