Ah ha! Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week

The past is history; tomorrow’s a mystery. But today? Well, today’s the day we show you the best clubbers in the UK this week.

Yep, it’s that time you’ve been waiting for – so get the kettle on, get the curtains drawn and settle in for another week of straight-up debauchery.

Mad Twatter of the week

You know, Mad Twatter. From Skins. Fuck I’m old

4-for-1 polo shirt deal of the week

Fashion for real men

Ah, I see you’ve come as my favourite film, 11 Dalmations

I’ve always preferred Oceans 1 though

‘Twas supposed to be I who ate the Gingerbread Man

So spake the sly old fox

Take us with you, sweet lord!

Take us to the mystic land of Azeroth!

Captain Morgan is pretty disappointing in real life

Well they do say never to meet your heroes

Grandma’s funeral was getting pretty loose

Get the sambucas in lads!

Oh Harambe, you always loved golf

I’ll see you on that big putting green in the sky, old friend

Aaron, it’s meant to be a girls photo

Don’t you give me that look young man

 Look! Your dad and his mates are on their golf trip in Marbella!

Lock up your esposas, right

We shall offer you this trinket and allow you on your way, good sir

It is the Staff of the Living Tribunal and its power is unparalleled

When your girlfriend buys you a new vest so you feel obliged to wear it

No babe I really like it

Alright, who took my shirt buttons?

Very funny guys

WHY DID YOU STAB ME!?

THIS ISN’T SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT

You stole that drink, didn’t you

Now put it back and think about what you’ve done

And through it AAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION

Wait, so Prince Hans was evil all along?

But I genuinely thought he loved Princess Anna