
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, clubbers of the week
The dashing prince who turned you away during a storm is in this
You know what’s coming, right? You clicked on the article, so you must – it’s time for the best clubbers in the UK this week.
No-one’s slick as these guys, no-one’s quick as these guys, no-one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as these guys. Don’t believe us? Take a peek below!
Love triangle of the week

Only one of them can win the man with the luscious hair
So essentially you have to catapult the bird into the pigs, causing maximum damage

But why?
Master must find love if I ever hope to turn back into a real clubber again!

He may seem mean but the master is not as terrible as he seems
When you immediately regret throwing that flare

I’ve made a huge mistake
My face when someone offers me one of their Pringles

Don’t mind if I DO
Your dad’s golfing trip to Marbella is going well

There’s no stopping Tony and the lads once they’ve got a few jars down them
When you lean in for the kiss and she kisses someone else

Guess I’ll cry
How Italians go clubbing

Mi piace il VK Blue
The guy in the background couldn’t get lean in 15

It’s haunted him ever since
Master must find true love’s kiss before the last petal falls or I’ll remain a cupcake forever!

Perhaps it is this comely maiden – perhaps it is she who will break the spell
Didn’t realise your mum and dad were out tonight

Your dad looks like a horse
Anyway, got to go, shagging to do!

Have a good weekend, losers!