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Relive the drama ONE MORE TIME with 27 additional Coleen Rooney memes

I never want it to end

5 years ago | UPDATED 5 years ago

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Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy will go down in history for providing the internet with the best celebrity drama of the century.

If you somehow missed the news, Coleen Rooney accused someone of leaking fake stories about her to The Sun and then she said it was… Rebekah Vardy's Instagram account.

This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it…… pic.twitter.com/0YqJAoXuK1

— Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) October 9, 2019

Yeah, you've probably already seen some memes about it, but here are 27 MORE hilarious memes to make you relive all the drama:

1. An accurate representation imho

Rebekah Vardy and Coleen Rooney calling each other pic.twitter.com/qkk0QxceN0

— Roarbie Fowler ? (@AlfieJ97) October 9, 2019

2. Coleen uniting the country after Brexit has torn everything apart

Holy shit, latest voting intention poll:

CON: 30% (-4)
LDEM: 20% (-1)
LAB: 20% (-3)
COLEEN: 16% (new entry)
GRN: 5%(-)

via @YouGov

— James Graham (@mrJamesGraham) October 9, 2019

3. Lmaaaaao this is too much

Rebekah Vardy rocking up at The Sun headquarters every Monday with more dirt on Coleen #vardy #rooney pic.twitter.com/rwK3QDSnpb

— Jonnie Harris (@jonnieharris99) October 9, 2019

4. When you and Coleen are the same but she's rich, stunning, a genius and you just have no mates

coleen me
rooney
?
1 person viewing our
insta story

— Mic-hell Millar ? (@miketomillar) October 9, 2019

5. If you read books, you will get it

2018: sally rooney

2019: coleen rooney

— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) October 9, 2019

6. Get Coleen in the supreme court

Coleen absolutely ran that statement past laywer first didn't she. "Rebekah Vardy's account" vs "Rebekah Vardy" probably saved her a whole lawsuit. Iconic.

— Otegha K. Uwagba (@OteghaUwagba) October 9, 2019

7. If you really cared about climate change, you'd speak up

greta thunberg’s silence on coleen vs rebekah is deafening

— it’s ……..elliot hoste’s account (@elliothoste) October 9, 2019

8. A true feminist icon

Coleen Rooney could figure out the murder on the Orient Express but Poirot couldn't care for 4 children and Wayne Rooney

— party ross anthem (@Rauss_Mc) October 9, 2019

9. They have to be related

The person who came up with #WagathaChristie for Coleen Rooney deserves the Nobel Prize for Literature. There’s always next year, Atwood.

— ?Donald Clarke? (@DonaldClarke63) October 9, 2019

10. I said what I said

good morning to coleen rooney ONLY

— lewys (@lookingforlewys) October 10, 2019

11. No lies detected

Best last lines in literature:

➡️ ‘He loved Big Brother.’

➡️ ‘So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.’

➡️ ‘After all, tomorrow is another day.’

➡️ ‘It's ……….Rebekah Vardy's account.’

— Penguin Books UK (@PenguinUKBooks) October 10, 2019

12. When two worlds collide

rebekah vardy trying to prove she didn't sell the stories to the sun pic.twitter.com/PsjTWeHyNk

— john (@Scarlet4UrMa) October 9, 2019

13. Nothing like a classic vine reference

and it was……… Rebekah Vardy's account

oh my god it was Rebekah Vardy's account pic.twitter.com/iLqrf2KP8M

— an patrúnacht ? (@saoirse_idk) October 9, 2019

14. Please, stop making me laugh, it's hurting my stomach

Rebekah Vardy today…. pic.twitter.com/GegLWOiXbG

— Danny Beard ? (@thedannybeard) October 9, 2019

15. It's the biggest doof doof of our time

I’ve read it 4 or 5 times and still every time I read:

“It's ……….Rebekah Vardy's account.”

My brain then immediately plays the ending of Eastenders… ??‍♀️

— Samantha Quek (@SamanthaQuek) October 9, 2019

16. Hahahahahaha

Rebekah Vardy off to go pick up her pay cheque from the sun https://t.co/12GHxhMZK0

— Louis Bianco (@Louisbianco_) October 9, 2019

17. I know I sound crazy right…

Coleen Rooney explaining how she was gonna trap Rebekah Vardy to Wayne pic.twitter.com/TGyq7mAFrl

— lou (@lou_tredaway) October 9, 2019

18. Wow, I guess everyone is a snake once you're famous huh

Adele walked so Coleen could run pic.twitter.com/2OWS1nYr61

— J Λ M Ξ S (@jamesglynn) October 9, 2019

19. Give her all of my TV Licence money

investigative journalism:

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Coleen Rooney The BBC

— mojitos & socialism (@bicknaker) October 9, 2019

20. Dw Scarlett, there are trees in this biopic

BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson to play Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy in “Instagram take down”. pic.twitter.com/kP74nUQ5ir

— Furquan Akhtar (@furquan) October 9, 2019

21. Football Twitter and Fiat 500 Twitter having a mad one today

Is Wayne Rooney still moving to Derby, or was that just Coleen having Rebekah Vardy on and it's gone too far?

— Si Lloyd (@SmnLlyd5) October 9, 2019

22. I can't get it out of my head

*Dolly Parton voice*
Coleen
Coleen
Coleen
Co-lee-ee-een
I swear I didn't sell your Instagrams

— Dr Fronkensteen (@theplaguedoc) October 9, 2019

23. Well, at least she's honest

*Jamie Vardy back from training*

Jamie: ‘Have you been selling personal information about Coleen to The Sun?’

Rebekah: pic.twitter.com/kGGRLBcSgs

— metty (@JamesMetcalfe13) October 9, 2019

24. Another day, another hero

A huge ? to whoever updated Agatha Christie’s Wikipedia page overnight #WagathaChristie #vardygate pic.twitter.com/8t8sr6rTgt

— PriceOfFootball (@KieranMaguire) October 10, 2019

25. At this point, I'm convinced Coleen can read minds

Hands down best one. Will be crying about this for weeks #vardygate #ColeenRooney #coleenvsrebekah pic.twitter.com/C0ONLpsfIa

— Sophie Green (@MsGreenPotatoes) October 9, 2019

26. Facts

All that cheating Wayne has been doing over the years has really let Coleen's psycho stalking skills absolutely flourish. She is now equipped with expert level skills, she can solve anything in my eyes. Get her a job finding Madeleine McCann. #vardygate

— Amy White (@amylwhite) October 9, 2019