All the best reactions to Dominic Cummings’s car crash interview
hE wAS teSTiNG HiS eyEsIGht GUys!!!
Tom HaynesOh Dom. Honey. What happened? C’mere come sit down we can talk. There, there. I’m sure you’ve had a long weekend, what with the meanies at The Guardian and The Mirror joining hands and blowing the lid off your little trip to Durham. I’m sure you need a nap. After all, it looked like Boris had just woken you up from one to prod you into the garden for a chat with some very horrible journalists yesterday, especially that one (you know who I’m talking about). And now your Twitter is filled with Dominic Cummings memes and reactions from all the peasantry? The audacity. Shush now, little Dommy, it’s okay. By tomorrow it’ll all have blown over and no one will be making fun of your eyesight, I promise.
In all seriousness Dominic Cummings’s performance in that press conference yesterday was a car crash of nightmarish proportions. Like, one day there will be History GCSE questions about it. Thankfully, the memes are so, so good. So for two minutes please park your thoughts about how Dom’s northern jaunt might have been the death blow for social distancing in the UK and just enjoy the reactions to it:
All the best memes and reactions to Dominic Cummings’s press conference yesterday
1. No really mate you did a great job
2. Can’t wait for part 2
3. Facts
4. QUICK
5. Killer her husband, whacked him
6. Can’t believe that didn’t make the album
7. At least he didn’t steal the car
8. Technically
9. Makes sense
10. You’d run away, wouldn’t you
11. I love this woman
12. Times two
13. And another one, why not?
14. Very good football crossover
15. See? It’s in the rules
16. It’s uncanny
17. Excellent
18. He’s so edgy hehe
19. Can’t wait to go
20. How dare you insinuate he’s not being honest
21. It’s like my GCSE French oral all over again
22. Big yikes there, Dommy
23. I’ll be there in half an hour Dom
24. LIVE: From Durham
25. Poetry tbh
26. Important mysteries
27. So fetch
28. A lot of people made this joke but this one got the most likes
29. I see nothing wrong with this interpretation
30. He’s had it rough guys!
31. Dom’s warm-up act did not go down well
32. THAT’S what that sound was
33. Hmmmmmm
34. If you weren’t late she wouldn’t have interrupted
35. It’s like a YouTuber apology
36. I have always found this helps too
37. Not now Richard
38. Spot on, tbh
39. HALF AN HOUR
40. HALF. AN. HOUR. FUCK.
41. The odds are never zero, though
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