Even more scenes of Curtis and AJ Pritchard in Hollyoaks have surfaced and…oh my

So you’ve seen the awful clip of Curtis and AJ Pritchard “acting” in Hollyoaks, obviously.

It was a crime against acting. For the uninitiated, the reality TV brothers were given a cameo storyline in the soap which involved them wanting to sabotage Trish’s dance school, with Curtis telling AJ to “prrrrrrobably stop whinging?”

It’s spawned a thousand TikTokers trying to imitate it, and you can even buy a “How’s Trish?” t-shirt, but there’s more than just the one iconic moment.

Despite the pair making a swift exit from the show after their cameo ended, there was still enough time to film some horrendous scenes. We even get to see them go face-to-face with Denise Walsh.

Not only is it an insight into a wild storyline, but the way they alternate lines is truly terrifying.

One scene shows former Strictly star AJ dancing up to a bewildered Curtis, brandishing Trish’s notebook.

Curtis, delivering the line with all the gravity of pre-Newton apples, purrs: “Ooooh she’s finished. How did you get it?”

Then AJ, inexplicably, spins around and says “I have my moves”.

It’s just too much, but somehow not enough.

A second scene shows the pair rocking up at Trish’s dance school, confronting a headband-wearing Denise Walsh.

“Just come to witness the fall from grace”, Curtis blurts out. Clearly, he’s been cast as the sinister enforcer to AJ’s Joker-like ringleader.

In fairness to Curtis, he gets somewhere close to menacing with the line: “So much so we’ve decided to take over the clientele and jump ship after our little…confessional”.

In a third scene – presumably the dramatic showdown to round off the storyline – Trish accuses them of “what is known by law as theft of company information”.

Curtis, arms folded, tells her: “We’d suggest calling off the witch hunt”. Scary. Terrifying. Deeply evil energy.

It’s all very GCSE drama, isn’t it.

You know what? I’m actually quite invested. Give the pair their own soap.

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