
You’re not getting an album, but here are 30 joyous memes about Rihanna’s new baby instead
Someone check on Drake x
If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably spent the last few weeks doomscrolling through tons of bad news stories. Downing Street parties, Sue Gray and Covid restrictions have dominated the headlines and – quite frankly – I’m fed up. So when Rihanna’s pregnancy announcement interrupted the constant stream of Sue news, the entirety of the UK did a collective sigh of relief.
Sorry, let me just repeat that. RIHANNA’S PREGNANT!!!
Obviously, the memes were on top form as usual. So sit back, relax, try not to cry at this literal foetus having a better life than you and let’s go through some properly entertaining Rihanna pregnancy memes, shall we?
1. Mum’s planning a baby shower as we speak x
But I feel like itโs my older sister whoโs pregnant????? You know Rihanna has been in our lives since sheโs been 17/16 ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Iโm so happy for her
โ Mimi The Music Blogger (@mdaixo) January 31, 2022
2. Don’t kid yourself Luke
“rihanna’s pregnant lol should have been me” pic.twitter.com/I161JChgnk
โ manny (@mannyfidel) January 31, 2022
3. This DEDICATION
Me disguising myself as a ceiling fan at Rihanna’s baby shower pic.twitter.com/zCJso9qnQI
โ ๐ผ๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐ (@ECAFSpicee) January 31, 2022
4. Gutted
navy shaking crying throwing up waiting for rihanna to say sike and post this https://t.co/Kcl842fv7h
โ brittany spanos (@ohheybrittany) January 31, 2022
5. Serious question – team Drake or team A$AP?
Drake imprinting on Rihanna’s baby like pic.twitter.com/vtGVy0nNGh
โ Proletariat Pussy (@urproletariatgf) January 31, 2022
6. Lol we’ll be getting a Fenty babywear line before another album Chris
Well now, the only way we are getting an album from Rihanna at this point is if the baby is named album
โ CHRIS KLEMENS (@ChrisKlemens) January 31, 2022
7. Patiently waiting for someone to use the word ‘gaslight’
Rihanna’s pregnant by the man she chose to be with. That’s too much happy for this app.
โ 285 Slim (@SlimHeroics) January 31, 2022
8. This baby already has a better life than me
So Rihanna is pregnant & Iโm not the baby? pic.twitter.com/BvYQgzBhUh
โ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐จ (@slurredechoes) January 31, 2022
9. Sometimes I listen to Good Girl Gone Bad just to feel something
now that rihanna is pregnant we are never getting that album LMFAOOO
โ kira ๐พ (@kirawontmiss) January 31, 2022
10. Sobbing
left for 10 minutes and came back to rihanna being pregnant pic.twitter.com/I8W4LjDPzF
โ nicky (@getawayonce) January 31, 2022
11. So many straight men in mourning today!!!
Woke up and found out Rihanna pregnant this day is Already going horrible
โ ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐๐โ๐ตโ๐ซ (@OvOBrezzzy) January 31, 2022
12. Ok
rihanna got pregnant just to get back at me, smh
โ $๐ฉ๐๐ญโ๏ธ (@slvppy) January 31, 2022
13. I think Drake’s somewhere listening to Celine Dion and crying
all these pregnant emojis but Drake still couldnโt get Rihanna pregnant ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/cnSyB2I1AP
โ NUNGUA ASAP BURNA ( UTD RONALDO ) (@viewsdey) January 31, 2022
14. These excuses keep getting more elaborate Rih
Rihanna is pregnant which means NO NEW ALBUM pic.twitter.com/sGAzk1URQ6
โ Rihanna is PREGNANT (@wiz_thcreator) January 31, 2022
15. It’s fine I am definitely fine
Rihanna pregnant, now we really ainโt getting new music
pic.twitter.com/rKSgQjCQnQโ closed. (@SEtotheleft) January 31, 2022
16. Seriously, someone pls confirm he’s okay
Drake finding out Rihanna pregnant pic.twitter.com/38gfhFT3Ga
โ Klout โ (@kloutkovain) January 31, 2022
17. Anyone else notice how things keep happening? Covid, Euphoria and now this
Euphoria.
Halsey tour.
Rihanna pregnant.
Too much going on at onceโ Tracy ๐ป (@tracyhalsey4) January 31, 2022
18. Rip the era of streetdancing to Umbrella during free play
do u guys understand that this means we actually have to grow up now, i basically need to start saving up for my future or something โ rihanna is pregnant
โ โ (@femmethug) January 31, 2022
19. I can hear it now
Everyone: Rihanna is pregnant!!
Drake on the phone with Riri:โ I know our relationship was Rocky but you moved on ASAP”๐ฉ๐ข pic.twitter.com/koc9L6p7sFโ ๐King of the Fall๐งฃ๐ ๐ป (@swiftxosinner) January 31, 2022
20. Still got a decade to go but any volunteers?
if rihanna getting pregnant at 33 im getting pregnant at 33
โ lore โค๏ธโ๐ฅ (@idkxlrn) January 31, 2022
21. It’s just a stupid bit of joy in our stupid lives, grow up x
you donโt get a masters in maturity for not caring that rihanna is pregnant btw
โ anj (@bxnksi_) January 31, 2022
22. Bless him
drake leaving rihannaโs baby shower pic.twitter.com/Ry1arPttxi
โ rev (@talebyquincy) January 31, 2022
23. The KPop stans are getting involved
RIHANNA GOT PREGNANT BY WHO ? pic.twitter.com/7JYxSLPEu1
โ Kayla โ (@BRATZYEONJ) January 31, 2022
24. We did it Joe
Rihanna pregnant..idk how but this Joe Biden fault somehow
โ jayy (@jayyspazzin) January 31, 2022
25. She’s literally not bothered
Pov: Rihanna getting ready to release a baby instead of a long waited album
โ Oliver ๐งฃ (@MissingLuci) January 31, 2022
26. Understandable
the baby once it realizes rihanna is its mom pic.twitter.com/CJj79iYA3f
โ dij saint laurent .fiat (@DijahSB) January 31, 2022
27. Hold! Celebrities! Accountable! Always!
if rihanna’s having a baby she must have a plan for the climate crisis
โ zoรซ (@zoe_alliyah) January 31, 2022
28. What is this, a crossover episode?
wheres the album?
rihanna: pic.twitter.com/UriG5SexXQ
โ the ultimate plug ๎จ (@OnlyFans____) January 31, 2022
29. What are th-
all i see in the rihanna pics pic.twitter.com/elnyiEaVcD
โ alysia (@alysiabr0wn) January 31, 2022
30. Sorry WHAT
Rihannaโs baby in the womb
pic.twitter.com/f1dGqSlwNzโ Nelly (@ifuckedrihh) January 31, 2022
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