You’re not getting an album, but here are 30 joyous memes about Rihanna’s new baby instead

If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably spent the last few weeks doomscrolling through tons of bad news stories. Downing Street parties, Sue Gray and Covid restrictions have dominated the headlines and – quite frankly – I’m fed up. So when Rihanna’s pregnancy announcement interrupted the constant stream of Sue news, the entirety of the UK did a collective sigh of relief.

Sorry, let me just repeat that. RIHANNA’S PREGNANT!!!

Obviously, the memes were on top form as usual. So sit back, relax, try not to cry at this literal foetus having a better life than you and let’s go through some properly entertaining Rihanna pregnancy memes, shall we?

1. Mum’s planning a baby shower as we speak x

But I feel like it’s my older sister who’s pregnant????? You know Rihanna has been in our lives since she’s been 17/16 😭😭😭😭 I’m so happy for her

— Mimi The Music Blogger (@mdaixo) January 31, 2022

2. Don’t kid yourself Luke

“rihanna’s pregnant lol should have been me” pic.twitter.com/I161JChgnk

— manny (@mannyfidel) January 31, 2022

3. This DEDICATION

Me disguising myself as a ceiling fan at Rihanna’s baby shower pic.twitter.com/zCJso9qnQI

— 𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝙶𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚊 (@ECAFSpicee) January 31, 2022

4. Gutted

navy shaking crying throwing up waiting for rihanna to say sike and post this https://t.co/Kcl842fv7h

— brittany spanos (@ohheybrittany) January 31, 2022

5. Serious question – team Drake or team A$AP?

Drake imprinting on Rihanna’s baby like pic.twitter.com/vtGVy0nNGh

— Proletariat Pussy (@urproletariatgf) January 31, 2022

6. Lol we’ll be getting a Fenty babywear line before another album Chris

Well now, the only way we are getting an album from Rihanna at this point is if the baby is named album

— CHRIS KLEMENS (@ChrisKlemens) January 31, 2022

7. Patiently waiting for someone to use the word ‘gaslight’

Rihanna’s pregnant by the man she chose to be with. That’s too much happy for this app.

— 285 Slim (@SlimHeroics) January 31, 2022

8. This baby already has a better life than me

So Rihanna is pregnant & I’m not the baby? pic.twitter.com/BvYQgzBhUh

— 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 🎨 (@slurredechoes) January 31, 2022

9. Sometimes I listen to Good Girl Gone Bad just to feel something

now that rihanna is pregnant we are never getting that album LMFAOOO

— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) January 31, 2022

10. Sobbing

left for 10 minutes and came back to rihanna being pregnant pic.twitter.com/I8W4LjDPzF

— nicky (@getawayonce) January 31, 2022

11. So many straight men in mourning today!!!

Woke up and found out Rihanna pregnant this day is Already going horrible

— 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’😵‍💫 (@OvOBrezzzy) January 31, 2022

12. Ok

rihanna got pregnant just to get back at me, smh

— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) January 31, 2022

13. I think Drake’s somewhere listening to Celine Dion and crying

all these pregnant emojis but Drake still couldn’t get Rihanna pregnant 😭 pic.twitter.com/cnSyB2I1AP

— NUNGUA ASAP BURNA ( UTD RONALDO ) (@viewsdey) January 31, 2022

14. These excuses keep getting more elaborate Rih

Rihanna is pregnant which means NO NEW ALBUM pic.twitter.com/sGAzk1URQ6

— Rihanna is PREGNANT (@wiz_thcreator) January 31, 2022

15. It’s fine I am definitely fine

Rihanna pregnant, now we really ain’t getting new music
pic.twitter.com/rKSgQjCQnQ

— closed. (@SEtotheleft) January 31, 2022

16. Seriously, someone pls confirm he’s okay

Drake finding out Rihanna pregnant pic.twitter.com/38gfhFT3Ga

— Klout ⛈ (@kloutkovain) January 31, 2022

17. Anyone else notice how things keep happening? Covid, Euphoria and now this

Euphoria.
Halsey tour.
Rihanna pregnant.
Too much going on at once

— Tracy 🌻 (@tracyhalsey4) January 31, 2022

18. Rip the era of streetdancing to Umbrella during free play

do u guys understand that this means we actually have to grow up now, i basically need to start saving up for my future or something — rihanna is pregnant

— ❍ (@femmethug) January 31, 2022

19. I can hear it now

Everyone: Rihanna is pregnant!!
Drake on the phone with Riri:“ I know our relationship was Rocky but you moved on ASAP”😩😢 pic.twitter.com/koc9L6p7sF

— 👑King of the Fall🧣🌅📻 (@swiftxosinner) January 31, 2022

20. Still got a decade to go but any volunteers?

if rihanna getting pregnant at 33 im getting pregnant at 33

— lore ❤️‍🔥 (@idkxlrn) January 31, 2022

21. It’s just a stupid bit of joy in our stupid lives, grow up x

you don’t get a masters in maturity for not caring that rihanna is pregnant btw

— anj (@bxnksi_) January 31, 2022

22. Bless him

drake leaving rihanna’s baby shower pic.twitter.com/Ry1arPttxi

— rev (@talebyquincy) January 31, 2022

23. The KPop stans are getting involved

RIHANNA GOT PREGNANT BY WHO ? pic.twitter.com/7JYxSLPEu1

— Kayla ☆ (@BRATZYEONJ) January 31, 2022

24. We did it Joe

Rihanna pregnant..idk how but this Joe Biden fault somehow

— jayy (@jayyspazzin) January 31, 2022

25. She’s literally not bothered

Pov: Rihanna getting ready to release a baby instead of a long waited album

pic.twitter.com/vrj0Wul5ua

— Oliver 🧣 (@MissingLuci) January 31, 2022

26. Understandable

the baby once it realizes rihanna is its mom pic.twitter.com/CJj79iYA3f

— dij saint laurent .fiat (@DijahSB) January 31, 2022

27. Hold! Celebrities! Accountable! Always!

if rihanna’s having a baby she must have a plan for the climate crisis

— zoë (@zoe_alliyah) January 31, 2022

28. What is this, a crossover episode?

wheres the album?

rihanna: pic.twitter.com/UriG5SexXQ

— the ultimate plug  (@OnlyFans____) January 31, 2022

29. What are th-

all i see in the rihanna pics pic.twitter.com/elnyiEaVcD

— alysia (@alysiabr0wn) January 31, 2022

30. Sorry WHAT

Rihanna’s baby in the womb
pic.twitter.com/f1dGqSlwNz

— Nelly (@ifuckedrihh) January 31, 2022

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