God save these 19 gracious Platinum Jubilee memes

RIP Diana, you would have loved the Platty Joobs

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We’re currently in the thick of the highly anticipated Platty Joobs – the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee, if you will. I really couldn’t give a toss whether you like the Queen or not, but there’s no way you can not feel *something* towards a four day bank holiday weekend that’s been given a name which rhymes with boobs.

The Queen’s Joobs is just an excuse for day drinking the park. You don’t have to care about the Queen whatsoever. All you need to care about it getting rat-arsed with your mates in a local field, puffing away on your vape and these 19 Platty Joobs memes.

1. This sentence makes me feel things

Can't wait to have a beveragino over the platty jubes bank holibobs

— Bombo (@Dawgs___) May 30, 2022

2. Platty boobs

Can I check, is it Platty Joobs (as in boobs) or Platty Jubes (as in pubes)? The Palace has been strangely quiet in proffering clarification on the matter. #PlattyJoobs #PlattyJubes

— Marc Willcox (@MarcWillcox) May 30, 2022

3. End of!!

The platty jubes is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it.

— ríona ♡ (@rionaanolan) June 2, 2022

4. I’m sensing people don’t like the term ‘Platty Jubes’

“And why did you divorce your husband?”
“Well, he kept calling it ‘The Platty Jubes’.”

— Rosamund Urwin (@RosamundUrwin) May 30, 2022

5. Loooool

This woman is my arch-nemesis. This is what a life of reading The Sun and the Daily Mail results in pic.twitter.com/lvzpm0G2Jv

— Harrison Brocklehurst (@harrisonjbrock) June 2, 2022

6. Not this

oh yes sir, I can jubbie 🪩

— 𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🥂 (@SianThymes) June 2, 2022

7. I’m dead

Sent a text to the family WhatsApp group chat saying queen liz get yer tits out for platty joobs pic.twitter.com/iXJLNpkj66

— Max Balegde MBE (@Balegde_) June 2, 2022

8. It has to be done

whap out ur boobs for the platty joobs

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) June 1, 2022

9. This

I wasn't interested AT ALL
until it's been renamed the Platty Joobs now I'm all over it
Stick the Union Jack on my forehead thank u

— Ambs (@AmberRoseGill) June 1, 2022

10. ‘Stares into the hellhold of existential despair’

Well, it’s happened. I said Platty Joobs. *stares into the hellhole of existential despair*

— Emma Kennedy💙 (@EmmaKennedy) June 2, 2022

11. Visual representation

“platty joobs” pic.twitter.com/QldVYFpiXV

— Ava-Santina (@AvaSantina) June 2, 2022

12. She really would

rip princess diana you would have loved a free greggs sausy roll on the platty joobs https://t.co/0bR4MF34Gr

— Nicole (@NicoleMorleyPet) June 1, 2022

13. Did a middle-aged dad green light this tweet?

Bun Tin's up #PlattyJoobs pic.twitter.com/BnqtE8YCqi

— Mr Brew (@13rew) June 1, 2022

14. Omg the outfits

pic.twitter.com/gcJoDW8q86

— daytime snaps (@daytimesnaps) June 2, 2022

15. I’m dying

Royal Jervilee ❤️ pic.twitter.com/vRwUCNFD02

— Gail Platt’s Stinkhole (@katecrimed) June 2, 2022

16. ‘You’re better off out of it dorl’

Thinking of you today Diana. You would’ve hated all this. You’re better off out of it dorl #PlatinumJubilee pic.twitter.com/cUHwYYcGf9

— Shirley Carter’s Jubilee Pussy (@pussy_shirley) June 2, 2022

17. Tell us!!

google is so useless about “bank holiday might affect these hours” okay but how ??

— p 🇧🇧🇯🇲🇬🇩 (@patricesvvv) June 2, 2022

18. When will they learn?

A week to go until royal correspondents claim all mass gatherings over the bank holiday are a sign of universal adoration of The Queen rather than an alcoholic nation grasping any chance to get smashed in a park

— Joe (@joehullait) May 27, 2022