Quiz: Plan your heatwave menu and we’ll tell you what uni you should have gone to

The heatwave is here in full force, and I for one cannot do anything except lie in front of the fan and drink iced coffee. When it’s a heatwave your entire diet and daily routine changes, and it says a lot about who you are as a person.

Do you end up drinking nothing but endless iced coffees? You’re the queen of the Fiat 500 girlies and belong at Exeter Uni. Do you simply come alive in the heat because you eat, breathe and LIVE for tinnies in the park? You should have gone to Leeds. If you so much as even think about having a hot drink, sorry you’re a massive weirdo and belong in Southampton. I don’t care if it’s “science”, you just make yourself look like a mug.

So, take this quiz and plan out what you’re eating during a heatwave day, right through from corner shop ice creams and fizzy drinks, to crisps and tinnies in the park, to BBQ and picky bits for dinner. At the end, you’ll find out your overall vibe and, crucially, which UK uni you spiritually belong at:

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