
Stop hounding those Clearing hotlines and cry over these crippling A-Level results day memes
In the words of Katie Price, never underestimate the C
Frankly, A-level results day is either the best or worst day of your life. If you managed to get the results you wanted then well done. If not, take a break from hounding those clearing hotlines and enjoy these reactions to A-Level results day 2022.
1. A timeless classic
Students: crying waiting to see if they get into uni
UCAS: #AlevelResultsDay2022 pic.twitter.com/feVtZGvIbz— mads (@woahhmads) August 18, 2022
2. This is true
You can't fail if you don't open the
envelope #AlevelResultsDay2022 #alevels2022 #resultsday2022 #AlevelResults pic.twitter.com/S8KkfRYeKW— Mahir (@MahirM13) August 17, 2022
3. Nandos is essential
A Level results day starter pack #alevels2022 #AlevelResultsDay2022 pic.twitter.com/Eay0XgNKNK
— Kalila (@calilak_) August 17, 2022
4. A sad truth
Me when the only A in my results is in the title "A level results" #AlevelResultsDay2022 pic.twitter.com/5yc0wuhlqF
— dr bloop khayam (@UmereQueen) August 17, 2022
5. Lmaooo
we have the same expiration date. #alevels2022 #AlevelResultsDay2022 pic.twitter.com/DGUmIWSTBH
— charli (@charliconway_) August 17, 2022
6. Your academic advisor is: Andrew Tate
Me after opening my A level results finding out the only University I’m going is Hustlers University#AlevelResultsDay2022 #alevels2022 #alevels #alevelresultsday pic.twitter.com/uvZIQuZtc1
— Father Bruno MBE (@Mason2Drippy) August 18, 2022
7. I think we’re all bitches
bitches really out here telling everyone they're gonna fail, whilst secretly hoping life is one big plot twist and they magically end up with three A*s on results day like some main character.
IM BITCHES- #AlevelResultsDay2022 #resultsday— speedy (@speedy_nation) August 10, 2022
8. Stoppppp
Pov: you flop results day but it’s time for you to take your bereal #alevelresultsday #AlevelResultsDay2022 pic.twitter.com/bBeb2lGxoo
— A (@mbd_amm) August 17, 2022
9. I am manifesting it
Me staring at my UCAS Application on Thursday 7:59am in hope that my firm choice accepts me. #alevels #alevels2022 #alevelresultsday #AlevelResultsDay2022 pic.twitter.com/OXYqhofy3g
— Itspetz (@itspetz) August 16, 2022
10. Could be worse! It could be three D’s
Me when the paper gets handed to me and I se 2 D’s and a C #alevels2022 #AlevelResults #resultsday2022 #AlevelResultsDay2022 pic.twitter.com/X4JZvsGq1D
— Jamie (@ftbljamle) August 18, 2022
11. It now very much is what it is
Me after realising it’s results day tomorrow, after saying “it is what it is” all summer… #alevels2022 #resultsday2022 #alevelresultsday pic.twitter.com/HOhMnCs8V8
— M (@mfd1001) August 17, 2022
12. I mean, it’s no lie
Don’t worry what A level results you get, you still won’t be able to afford a house
— James Heale (@JAHeale) August 18, 2022
13. So evil
the ucas website changing to a countdown actually just took years off my life i’m going to be sick
— milly (@COSMICRAGGI) August 18, 2022
14. This UCAS page does the rounds every single year
ucas is a bit hostile this morning icl #alevels2022 pic.twitter.com/7zMrSVxe0Y
— will 🏴 (@cymrowill) August 18, 2022
15. The best one
Don’t worry if your results aren’t what you wanted. I got ABBA, and I still work all night and work all day to pay the bills I have to pay.
— tw!?k (@imcxllumbtw) August 18, 2022
16. Nice!
Don’t worry what A level results you get, you still won’t be able to afford a house
— James Heale (@JAHeale) August 18, 2022
17. Good to know
Don't worry if you didn't get the A Level results you wanted. I got 3 As and my life sucks ass.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) August 18, 2022
18. ‘And god’
my a level results will be between me, my mum, ucas and god
— abbie (@STUPlDHORSE) August 17, 2022
19. This is…depressing
Didn't get the A-levels you wanted? Don't worry: we have now designed a society whose only route to economic security lies in inherited wealth!
— Will Davies (@davies_will) August 18, 2022
20. Never underestimate the C
Sixth formers opening their A level results today x pic.twitter.com/rWPVDEM1uL
— Steven Bonaventure x (@absolutegazelle) August 18, 2022
21. The only good thing to come from it
If your A Level results were bad then console yourself with the knowledge that aside from universities nobody will ever ask you for the certificates so you can start lying pretty much immediately. #resultsday2022
— André Walker (@andrejpwalker) August 18, 2022
22. End of
I don’t care how old I get, I’ll always be traumatised every A level results day
— b (@brownandbujji) August 18, 2022
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