
Theo James has finally revealed whether he was wearing a prosthetic in The White Lotus
‘The thing is ginormous’
In case the scene wasn’t already burned into your brain, Theo’s character Cameron Babock follows Aubrey Plaza’s character Harper Spiller up to her bedroom to borrow her husband’s swim shorts and, while she looks for suncream, Cameron pulls down his pants in front of the mirror Harper is looking into and reveals a seriously sizeable shaft.
After much (so much) social media speculation, Theo has finally confirmed whether the penis he flashed was prosthetic or not. And as we feared but expected, it was a massive, massive, fake— and much larger than Theo ever asked for it to be.

Credit: HBO
“So, you go into these scenes, and you have a conversation with the director, and the producers, and they go, ‘Okay, for this, we’re gonna use a prosthetic.’ ..and you say, ‘Okay, that sounds good,'” Theo revealed on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
“I just wanted it not to be distracting. It needs to be ‘Regular Joe.’ Because the scene, you know, it’s not about the pee pee, it’s about power play and sex,” he continued. “It’s about whether he did it deliberately or whether it was an accident and what that means,” Theo claimed he explained to the show’s head of makeup, Rebecca Hickey.
But yet, like every other viewer across the globe, Theo was shocked when he came face to face with his character’s supposedly Regular Joe penis, which was around “nine inches flaccid and four inches wide” and Rebecca claimed was “regular”.
“We get to set and she’s got like a hammer or something,” he said. “It’s bigger than that, it’s like she stole it off a donkey in a field. The thing is ginormous. Me and the director Mike White are sitting there going, ‘Is that average, is it?’ We’re like calling our respective partners, going ‘I’m so sorry.’”
Featured image credit via HBO.

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