Fresh prince of Ballare: Best dressed at Cindies

Cindies is a jungle, and we're all just living in it. Sacrificing myself in the name of FASHUN, I plunged my way through the drinking soc blazers, slid past the guy crying over his ex, and coughed through several smoker's circles to bring some quality content to your doors. I'm basically Bear Grylls, minus the whole bug consumption thing.

Check out the well-dressed Cantabs I encountered on my travels.

Ertug, Engineering at Homerton

Imagine possessing a shirt so mesmerising it could instantly bring joy to the faces of those around you.

Claudia, History at Jesus, and Lydia, Law at Catz

A stylish pair of pals, with excellent taste in footwear and denim.

Gregory, Engineering at Jesus

This takes multi-functional dressing to a whole new level. Comfort, warmth AND access to Hogwarts.

Livvy, Medicine at Homerton

Black flares + puffy metallics = effortless and put together.

Bez, HSPS at Clare

Baggy layers and pink hair give Cindies the injection of "cool" we all know it needs but refuse to admit.

Sarah, History at Sidney

Teddy bear coats are hands down the best thing to ever grace this Earth. And the smoking area.

Hamish, Chemistry at Selwyn

Does this shirt have magical powers? You decide.

Carlotta, History at Medwards, Christina, Medicine at John's, and Fola, English at Medwards

I don't know if this complimentary outfit co-ordination was planned, but I hope it was.

Will you make the cut next time? Watch this space…