Cardiff’s Maddest Fresher: Introducing Amy Turner

The next nominee for the much coveted crown of Cardiff’s Maddest Fresher is none other than Amy Turner.

Put eloquently by a friend, she is “a drunk knob and should get an award for it.”

The University of South Wales Performance and Place student, who is now a second year, had an extremely eventful time as a fresher.

She is no stranger to a wild night out and has taken it several steps further after waking up in two different countries twice.

The crazy fresher blew her £2,000 overdraft on a flight for her and a friend and also headed on a megabus to London whilst phoning her boss to tell him she had the shits.

Goals

Many of us go wild on a night out but none take it so far as Amy, who has been in and out of A&E three times so far this year.

After having an allergic reaction to tonic from a stolen G & T, she ended up in hospital.

On a separate occasion, when raving in Walkabout, she burnt her best friend’s boyfriend’s eyeball with a cigarette.

Probably pre-hospital

She also willingly jumped into an ambulance outside Pryzm after she wet herself and, in a state of panic, was convinced she was dying.

After a night out, most of us turn up to lectures half asleep or may even skip them altogether. Amy however, turns up still drunk from the night before. She’s a fan of Soda Sundays and so spends Monday morning still pissed.

She’s not afraid to turn up looking like a right state; one time she forgot to wipe her lion fancy dress make up off and rocked up still wearing it.

She has even thrown up on a Liberty Bridge Security guard’s head at 8am out of her bedroom window. She still made it in for a 9am though in clothes from the night before.

All in all, Amy makes our own experience of first year seem pretty boring. She really does take being a fresher to another level altogether.

Give this girl a vote in our next heat if you think she’s worthy of snagging the crown for Cardiff’s Maddest Fresher.