Best bums: The results 2015

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Durham went to the polls to decide who truly has the rear of the year: and we have the results.

Cheeky Reginald and Meredith clinched the top spot of the boys’ and girls’ best bums.

Dishy Reg scored 27.14 per cent of the lad’s vote while babe Meredith pulled in an impressive 39.97 per cent of the public’s support.

Meredith fought off tough competition for best bum from runner-up Ruth. Their parents will no doubt be very proud.

Reginald battled more arses only to decidedly beat Caspian and Timothy.

Here are your victors.

Reginald – Art History – Chad’s

Winner Reginald

Meredith – Reiki – Hatfield

Champ Meredith

Nearly 5000 of you cast your votes for the number one bum, and now the winners will be awarded with a riding crop and a feather slapper from Durham’s only sex shop, KinkyFlavours.

The runners-up and the winners will be compensated for the days spent perfecting squats in the gym.

Here are your runners-up.

Caspian and Timothy – BSc in Being Top Blokes – Hild Bede

Ruth, Classical Sciences at Chad’s

Ruth greeting the day

And relive the other pert entries who didn’t make the cut.

Xavier – Equine Care – John Snow

William – Advanced Combat – Grey

Walter – Chainsaw Carpentry – Mary’s

Terence – Clinical Anthropology – Mildert

Tarquin – Land Economy – Castle

Nigel – Chemical Theology – Collingwood

Oscar – Advanced Theatre Studies – John’s

Patricia – Geology – Collingwood

Rufus – Cocktail Mixology – Hild Bede

Judith – Earth Sciences – Van Mildert

Hugo – Sports Psychology – Trevs

Arthur – English and Garden Studies – Hatfield

Alistair – Modern Palaeontology – Ustinov