Clubbers of the Week
Valentine’s day is just around the corner, but I know your only true love is The Sesh
Roses are red
The weather’s been bleak
I present to you, Clubbers of the Week
xoxo
Stunner of the Week

I wish I could pull off wearing red
Runners Up





Creeper of the Week

Count how many creepers there are in this pic
Runners Up

Stealthy


Third Wheel of the Week

One day mate, one day
Runners Up

Floating head of the week

She’s going to get roasted in the group chat tomorrow morning
Wanker of the Week

“In order for society to progress, we must first and foremost, stop dabbing.” – Noam Chomsky, probably
Runners Up

How can you DJ if the decks are all cloudy? Explain please

How can you see your screen under that massive vape cloud? Again mate, we need an explanation
Hero of the Week

You know you’re a good dancer when you pull this face
Runners Up


Heroine of the Week

Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved
Runners Up





O Flower of Scotland
WTFs of the Week


Little known fact- Cinderella actually wore Huaraches in the original story

Glasses and a sleeping mask? Hun, do you wanna be able to see what’s going on or not??

Mutant of the Week

Runners Up



When the team wants to take a pic but “Everytime We Touch” just came on
Album Covers of the Week

If Botticelli were a club photographer instead of a painter I feel like a lot of his stuff would look like this



I’ve only got drunk eyes for you <3
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week

When you just remember that you have a 9am in 3 hours


Best of the Rest


“I thought you said we were going to brunch!?”

I know, vodka sodas just aren’t that yummy

“Can we go get chips please?”



Photo credits
JuJu Club: James Gourlay
Flare, Love: Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club, Circus: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Alibi:Martin Vesselinov
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Frat: Charlie Parker
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography
