Clubbers of the Week
Staff wars: the education system strikes back
Phoebe LibbishWith the impending doom of staff strikes (boo) and innovative skiing month (yay) approaching it looks like Edi students have been doing everything in their power to remember that life isn't shit – it's only nine- grand a year down the ol' plug hole. Here's a look at this weeks' round of fabulous people who DGAF.
Stunner of the Week
This was really tricky cos i swear everyone at rascals is HOT
Runners Up
The name's Bond
Even her friends want to pap her
Creeper of the Week
A classic
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You know it's a good night when even the security don't give a fuck anymore
WTF of the Week
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Please refer thyselves to: "Since when did middle class hot boys start shaving all their hair off"
Not sure what she meant when she wished for a sugar daddy on her birthday
Who forgot to leave their grandpa at home?
Poor big mac, that tongue is doing damage
Oh hun hope it's insured
Mutant of the Week
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Who knew people could grow hands out their heads?
Digging for gold?
Wankers of the Week
Both so bad i couldn't decide
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Schoffel Wankaaa
Hero of the Week
Shout out to the real MVP for rocking up on crutches
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Cue Tom Odell "Real Love"
Heroine of the Week
Just for the pants
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Unhappy Clubber of the Week
No really, I dont know her
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She's deffo calling you up on your bullshit after this
When the DJ declines your requests
Album Cover of the Week
Fittest girl band i've ever seen in Edi
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Political Campaigns of the Week
Lord Kitchener is that you bro?
Best of the Rest
This is like some mid 00's TV promotional shot
Boi bai
This is how Italians eat their Maccy D's
This is what happens when people don't enforce dress codes
Ben Glasgow – Hector's House, Milk Tuesdays,
Martin Vesselinov – Silk Thursdays, Frat
Davild Wilkinson// EMPIRICAL- Rascals, Creme Soda, Lost Fridays
Neil Stewart – Flare
‘All right-minded people will share my horror’: Sir Peter Mathieson on the Israel-Gaza conflict
Lauren McDougall‘Any student or staff member found to be supporting Hamas will be in breach of UK law’
Are you really an Edi Uni student if you haven’t done these embarrassing things?
Jamie CalderWe’ve all been there but does that really make you feel better?
Milly Angel
Maina Flintham Hjelde
14 things only Scottish students at Edi will understand
Romy BatesA superiority complex about not having to pay tuition fees xo
Students and staff protest at launch of ‘virulently transphobic’ book hosted by Edinburgh Uni
Mila GreshamThe university deny claims of ‘shocking reports of physical abuse’ at the protest
A day in the life of a Master’s student at Edinburgh
Emily SpeakeAre postgrads really so different to everyone else?
How to survive your next Hinge first date in Edi
Beatrice RaffaLet’s leave the ghosts behind for the tourists and brave the dating scene!
Georgie Hayley
If you relate to at least 15/25 of these things then you’re a Marchmont girly
Marchmont girly isn’t a postcode, it’s a state of mind
A rundown of Edinburgh’s best LGBTQ nightlife
Satisfy the post freshers’ blues with one of these iconic queer spots
Six reasons that prove Marchmont is the best student area in Edinburgh
Mia SiitonenNew Town? I don’t want to hear it
Eight of the best Edi date spots in time for cuffing season
We’ve done hot girl summer, now it’s time for nauseating couple winter
10 reflections on being an International student in Edinburgh
Aariya NatuIt’s not just bagpipes you can hear from your kitchen!
What your go-to Edinburgh University Main Library spot says about you
Ready to get back on the grind?
Khushi Parekh
Clubbers of the Week: No time to feel blue in Week Two
University may have officially started, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera