Clubbers of the Week
You can’t buy love, but can you get the next round?
Karla PichardoIt’s getting to that point in the semester where we don’t really know if we should start doing our work or not, but it seems like you guys definitely aren’t.
Whatever, shall we?
Stunner of the Week
Guestlist stamp on chest, a statement
Runners Up
My girl, always killing it
WTFs of the Week
Funny
I thought we were going night swimming, my bad
Single and ready to flamingle
Mutant of the Week
When it hits you all at once
Runners Up
Pals are always there for support
Are you in pain?
I just noticed that he was giving a thumbs up!
My face when I see Krispy Kremes
A lot of mutants this week, I like it.
Oh but wait, there’s more
Amazing! Tune in next week, it could be you?
Creeper of the Week
Heeeeeey
Third wheel of the week
This guy!
Wanker of the Week
Someone get man on the left a paracetamol
Runners Up
Take your jackets off hahaha like what are you doing you’re probs so sweaty just do it like wrap it around your waist, stop it
Big night out at Frat Wednesdays with the Boys, yano
What did I do? Put you in Wankers of the Week? You should be thanking me if anything!
Heroine of the Week
Did you manage to get a bottle at Creme? Well, honey, that makes one of us
Runners Up
I am the queen of the R&B room, bow down
HOLD THE PHONE – is that a VK in her pocket? You guys find new ways to surprise me every time!
Few things can get in the way of a gal and her flamingo
Hero of the Week
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
Runners Up
“Guys, the guy from JLS is behind me – insane”
All I see is a floating head?
Standing on a table in the LED room. 5 quid prosecco in hand. Gucci gang is playing. The world is yours. This is it.
Unhappy Clubbers of the week
No pictures please, I’ve just lost my phone and wallet and I’m not sure where I am
“You made me put trousers on for this..”
But really, I don’t know her
🙁
“You will never guess how much the new vice chancellor makes…”
THIS IS THE FACE I MADE WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THE NEW VICE CHANCELLOR MAKES 342K A YEAR
Album Cover of the Week
The Hunchbacks of Notre Lulus
Best of the Rest
I, also, dissociate in the club
The Triumph of Bacchus by Diego Velasquez, but the 2018 version
How I sneak Bucky into Cab Vol
Me illegally streaming episodes of Jersey Shore
‘All right-minded people will share my horror’: Sir Peter Mathieson on the Israel-Gaza conflict
Lauren McDougall‘Any student or staff member found to be supporting Hamas will be in breach of UK law’
Are you really an Edi Uni student if you haven’t done these embarrassing things?
Jamie CalderWe’ve all been there but does that really make you feel better?
Milly Angel
Maina Flintham Hjelde
14 things only Scottish students at Edi will understand
Romy BatesA superiority complex about not having to pay tuition fees xo
Students and staff protest at launch of ‘virulently transphobic’ book hosted by Edinburgh Uni
Mila GreshamThe university deny claims of ‘shocking reports of physical abuse’ at the protest
A day in the life of a Master’s student at Edinburgh
Emily SpeakeAre postgrads really so different to everyone else?
How to survive your next Hinge first date in Edi
Beatrice RaffaLet’s leave the ghosts behind for the tourists and brave the dating scene!
Georgie Hayley
If you relate to at least 15/25 of these things then you’re a Marchmont girly
Marchmont girly isn’t a postcode, it’s a state of mind
A rundown of Edinburgh’s best LGBTQ nightlife
Satisfy the post freshers’ blues with one of these iconic queer spots
Six reasons that prove Marchmont is the best student area in Edinburgh
Mia SiitonenNew Town? I don’t want to hear it
Eight of the best Edi date spots in time for cuffing season
We’ve done hot girl summer, now it’s time for nauseating couple winter
10 reflections on being an International student in Edinburgh
Aariya NatuIt’s not just bagpipes you can hear from your kitchen!
What your go-to Edinburgh University Main Library spot says about you
Ready to get back on the grind?
Khushi Parekh
Clubbers of the Week: No time to feel blue in Week Two
University may have officially started, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera