
Clubbers of the Week: Spooky Edition
These costumes are not fit for the Edinburgh elements
Even though it’s basically Christmas now, let’s take a moment to reminisce and pay tribute to the one October night in which you’re allowed to show July-like levels of skin.
From monsters to mutants, to witches and wankers, be ready to be spooked by these brave clubbers, who battled the Edinburgh cold in tutus and fishnets and nothing else, sacrificing their health for that one good club pic.
Stunner of the Week

Ugh, AS IF!
Runners Up

What kind of club-resistant conditioner is this girl using?
Best Costume

Psalm 14:1: "Now go to Bourbon, and sin"
Runners Up

Slav Glam
Heroine of the Week

Does deserve a knighthood tbh
Runners Up

Feel obliged to make the "good egg" joke
Wankers of the Week

Peaky blinders or Edinburgh tweed? Wankily ambiguous
Runners Up

Halloween, aka the last chance you have to show your guns before the sub zero temperatures hit
Most Basic Costume

Cat ears for halloween? Groundbreaking.
Runners Up

Why show up as a cat when you can be original and go as leopards (yellow cats) instead?
Unhappy Clubber of the Week

When no one wants to stay for one more song
Runners Up

Don't think the joke was that good
Album Cover of the Week

She'd sing those 2011 Taylor Swift mellow country ballads and you'd lowkey listen to some of them from time to time
Runners Up

LMFAO Edinburgh Tour 2018

Giving me girl band vibes, don't know why!
Most Unexpected Combination

Shaggy x Alice in Wonderland 4ever
Runners Up

Shrek, out with a male nun

Satan, out with that Aventure Time character and a rando
Mutant of the Week

She fucked that Facebook cover pic for the rest
Runners Up

Trials and tribulations of wearing false lashes

In all fairness no one can look good while humping a pumpkin
Scariest Clubber

Legends ONLY
Runners Up

Dream girl of your NIGHTMARES
WTF of the Week

If these people are freaks I'm ready to join the circus
Runners Up

Cause nothing's scarier than the absence of 24hr McDonald's 🙁
Best of the Rest

Keeping it lowkey?

Spicy

Hey there Donna Sheridan!
David Wilkinson // Empirical – Creme Soda, Rascals, Milk
Neil Stewart – Flare, Shh
James Gourlay – Jujus