
Clubbers of the Week: Week 11
No uni, no problem
Everyone supports the striking lecturers differently: some of us occupy a university building, and some of us get drunk and blow off our revision. Whatever your preference, have a look to see this week's crop of clubbers.
Stunners of the Week

Boys will really wash their face with hand soap and still look like this
Runners Up

I would be happy too if I looked that good

This isn't their first stunners

Would be a crime if she didn't get photographed in that!

This photo is 99% cheekbones
Creeper of the Week

Two creepers for the price of one!
Runners Up

An unhappy creeper

Even he doesn't think he should be in this photo

She was probably so buzzing for this solo shot

So close to being their new cover photo
Third Wheel of the Week

"Sorry guys but my mum needs to think I have friends"
Runners Up

They've all managed to look like a third wheel, impressed tbh

Sorry hun didn't see you down there

Mate, she's physically pulling her friend away from you

Again, which one doesn't belong???
Wanker of the Week

Like, that's not even CLOSE to your mouth
Runners Up

Such an original pose. 10/10

He doesn't want his picture taken! That's why he's a photographer!!

He unnecessarily put his hands on her waist to get around, just assuming

Do you not want people to see your face? Why are you taking a photo?
Hero of the Week

How we all feel when 2 am hits tbh
Runners Up

Christmas doesn't stop at the door

Hey, someone has to pour

Like Santa, but better

It's called innovation
Heroine of the Week

That top is working just as hard as she is
Runners Up

"There's a super creepy guy behind you"

Not all heroes wear capes

The casual hair pull back – we've all been there sister

It's a bold choice in VK, but I respect it
WTF of the Week

I'm confused, are you in a sweaty club or on a brisk autumn stroll?
Runners Up

"McDonald's closes in 15 minutes"

That's just never a good look

"Where did my sunglasses go???"

Is it just me or does this look like a 16th birthday party?
Album Covers of the Week

Destiny's Child is quaking
Runners Up

They've got my vote on X Factor

Their mixtape is FIRE

All they need are some real guitars

You can't tell me this isn't S Club 7
Mutant of the Week

Maybe he stumbled into some bad lighting
Runners Up

When your mate pulls the guy you've been eyeing all night

Two mutants, twice the fun!

Technically it's a normal hand but it just looks WRONG
Unhappy Clubber of the Week

That look when your friend said "one more song" five songs ago
Runners Up

"Did I leave the oven on?"

Me when I see the lecturer whose 9 am I slept through

This is what the receiving end of shit chat looks like

"But I really need a wee!!"
Karaoke Star of the Week

When T Swift comes on
Runners Up

Remember to stop for a breath hun

When all your friends have found pulls but Africa's just come on

Working on her Ariana Grande runs

"Sorry, can we stop for a sec so I can sing along?"
Best of the Rest

The girl on top is done with her friends' bs

We LOVE a good chaotic dancefloor shot

These boys just ended toxic masculinity

There's a lot going on but I'm here for it

Wish my friends made me look this good

"Ffs can you please put your tongue away and be serious"

He's on the run, can't be seen in photos

"Should have gotten a VK"

The embodiment of "how do I stop throwing up peace signs?"
Photography Credits:
James Gourlay
Neil Stewart
David Wilkinson