Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week 4
The storm never bothered me anyway
Alice Rees80 mph winds, torrential rain? Not an issue for these Clubbers of the Week. Scroll on to see if you made it!
Stunner of the Week
And here, we have a stunner
Runners-up
She looks like she's starring in a music video
Please can I have your cheekbones, thanks
I would smile if I looked that good too
When the squad looks on fleek
Creeper of the Week
Creeping, but not creepy
Runner-ups
Oh look, there she is again…
And again…
Third-wheel of the Week
He's seriously regretting his pose
Runner-up
Three is most definitely a crowd
Wanker of the Week
Who poses like this nowadays?
Runners-up
Giving it some blue steel
Please keep your tongue inside your mouth, nobody wants to see that
Hero of the Week
Whoever this is, I salute you
Runners-up
Every guy's dream…
"Yeh, I have two drinks at once, no biggie"
Put your hand in the air like you just don't care
Heroine of the Week
Raise your hand if you're fed up with strikes
Runners-up
What's more heroic than not dropping a tray full of shots?
When he asks you for your number
Werk it girlfriend x
WTF of the Week
It's always important to keep your ears warm in a hot, stuffy club…
Runners-up
Friends that lick each other, stay together x
"Please help me!"
This pose is offensive
Wholesome Content of the Week
Wholesomeness never looked so good
Runners-up
They're so cute they're squeezing each other to death x
This photo deserves to be framed and put on the mantle piece
Just some dudes smiling in the club together x
Peace of the Week
Peace, love and pout x
Runners-up
Girl on the left seriously missed the memo
Edinburgh uni starter-pack: peace-sign, leopard print, multiple piercings
Make a hand gesture if you're missing your 9am tomorrow
Album Cover of the Week
Ministry of Sound's Top 100 dance tunes coming soon
Runners-up
Why does this look like a podcast cover?
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
"Hey mate, where are you? I just bought her a drink and now she's run-off with her friend. Pissed off. About to buy some shots"
Runner-up
You can see it in his eyes how much he wants to go home
Best of the Rest
When he says he's 6ft…
Paul Hollywood? Is that you?
When he thinks you're just friends
But first, lemme take a selfie
A SUPREME photograph
Thumbs up if you just love the sesh
One for the gram
Come on man you can DO this
Nice one m8, ruined a lovely gram
Strike me a pose
People as cute as this need to be protected at all costs
When it wasn't a fart…
"I'm a hungry lioness, and you're a baby gazelle" (if you know, you know)
So many questions…so little answers
It's lit x
Photography credits:
Neil Stewart
David Stewart
James Gourlay
David Wilkinson
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