
Local man attacked with barbell in Exmouth McDonald’s car park
Do you even lift, bro?
A court has heard how “macho posturing” led to a violent barbell attack.
Carpenter Jordan Hebburn and “Cardiff Mafia” thug Samuel Garland came to blows at a McDonald’s car park in Exmouth, resulting in Mr Garland being struck with a barbell.
Last week the two squared up to one another for a long time, with their posturing coming to a climax after a cheeky Big Mac meal.
Mr Garland sustained serious injuries to his head after the attack, which occurred whilst he was looking into his boot.
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Mr Hebburn has since admitted inflicting Actual Bodily Harm after the injuries proved less severe than originally thought, quashing the original Grievous Bodily Harm charge.
He is awaiting a sentence from Judge Francis Gilbert QC.
The brutal barbell bludgeoning is claimed to be preemptive by Mr Hebburn, fearing an attack by Mr Garland who allegedly reached for a length of chain from his boot.
Should’ve ordered McThuggets
A length of chain was later recovered on the other side of the car park.
The defence highlighted that Mr Garland had a long history of violent behaviour and then presented the court with a selection of Facebook printouts that showed him and his gang brandishing baseball bats.

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