Clubbers of the week: Is it Christmas yet?
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Nigel Bassett
Clubber of the Week (getting the festive season just so right)
When you tell you’re girlfriend you’re ‘out with the lads’ and she walks through the club door
That look when you’ve had enough
When you see your mate leaving with a girl
Cutie of the week
When you say on Sunday you’re not drinking this week and Monday night comes
When Elastigirl has a night off in Digi
When you see your course mate out you’ve said ‘hi’ to once
Duck face of the week
When your first date ends up in Floritas
Most protective boyfriend of the week
The look you give your mate when you’ve pulled a hunnie
The smile you give when you know your night has gone better than planned
Most intense clubbers of the week
When some someone lets off an unsociable smell in the middle of the dance floor
Thumb man of the week
When there’s no time to walk around the camera man and you need to chun
Cheesiest grin of the week
Wanker of the week
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