Sex Outdoors? Yes please, we go to UEA

While you lot might beat around the bush we’re not going to here: UEA students are twice as likely to have done it in a public place than your average student.

The percentage of people who said they’d had a bonk outdoors in the student beans’ national student sex survey was just 28%, less than half of the 57% who claimed to have done so in a recent survey taken at our lovely university!

More than 15% of us have done one of the 5 L’s whereas just 3.6% said they’d had a bit of how’s your father on campus in the student beans survey.

We’re more into role play too apparently with a third of us having at least given it a go, compared to less than quarter of students across Britain.

Student beans were also decent enough to use their survey to create a University Sex League Table that is based on the number of sexual partners.

Coming in (sorry) at 67th with 3.18 sexual partners per UEA student we didn’t do too brilliantly.

Also, seeing as we came 43rd last year with 4.7 partners each, we’re either having less sex or just having it with less people than before.

Regardless of how you interpret the results, at least we didn’t do as horrendously as the University of Essex!

The frigid bunch who attend our rival university did not even feature in the 2011 league at all, and they have only just about limped on to this year’s one where they sit right at the bottom of the table with 1.15 sexual partners each.

Based on their dreadful performance (excuse the pun), the only way is surely anywhere but Essex! 

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To view the sex league yourself, here’s the link:
http://www.studentbeans.com/student101/a/relationships/university-sex-league-2656.html

Also to see the Inter-Course sex table, that shows which subject’s students are getting the most sex, then check out this link:
http://www.studentbeans.com/student101/a/relationships/university-inter-course-league-2680.html