SUSUtv to Expand Into Adult Entertainment
Following years of disappointing viewing figures, SUSUtv are to branch into the more lucrative “adult” entertainment industry. Station Manager Avril Astuce exclusively revealed the reasons behind the move into pornography […]
Luke O'BrienFollowing years of disappointing viewing figures, SUSUtv are to branch into the more lucrative “adult” entertainment industry.
Station Manager Avril Astuce exclusively revealed the reasons behind the move into pornography to The Tab:
The final straw came when we spent thousands on that period drama and didn’t win any awards. We realised that expanding into porn was the easiest way to get millions more hits and finally claw back that cash we spaffed on hiring a castle.
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When asked what investment would be needed to complete the move, she told us:
Well, we already have a dismal windowless room deep underground, all that we actually need is a black leather sofa and an industrial quantity of lubricant. Becoming a porn star, sorry, “adult entertainment volunteer” looks great on the CV and we hope to see a lot of people getting involved
The first titles planned include: Elf-Rider, Varslutty and Erections Night Live.
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