
Will Palfreyman is Sussex’s most eligible bachelor
‘I’m just a small town boy looking for my city girl’
We have a winner! Over the past few weeks you had the opportunity to vote for one of 5 charming bachelor candidates, and the results are finally in.
Will Palfreyman is Sussex's most eligible bachelor, winning the competition with 181 votes, scoring 106 votes more than runner-up Marcus. Congratulations Will!
We have spoken to the newly minted bachelor and asked him a couple of questions about his new life as a Sussex celebrity.
How do you feel after your win?
As happy as a caterpillar that’s left its cocoon and become a beautiful butterfly! This title does mean I am beautiful, right?
What will you do with this new title?
I think I will probably drop out of uni and make a living out of Instagram endorsements and sponsored ads. Then maybe make an appearance on Celebrity Big Brother with my fellow Z A-Listers, or make my own shitty clothing and fragrance brand (looking at you Katie Price, you balloon breasted buffoon). If all else fails, probably develop a substance addiction, something along the lines of Charlie Sheen or Macaulay Culkin…
What do you want to say to everyone who has voted for you?
I’d like to say thank you to all the Palfrey-FANs out there who have elevated me into stardom and have facilitated my new relationship with a fellow Austin Powers freak, and let’s just say she is indeed a Felicity Shagwell…

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