Ted Cruz’s old Princeton roommate just tweeted about him masturbating

Craig Mazin keeps ripping into him online

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Ted Cruz’s former roommate has just tweeted about the presidential hopeful masturbating in college:

Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016

Princeton alum Craig Mazin, who lived with Cruz as a freshman in 1988, called him out for defending a controversial law banning the sale of dildos because Texans had no “right to stimulate one’s genitals”.

“This would be a new belief of his,” he said.

Hangover scriptwriter Mazin has been speaking out for years about how the Texas senator was as an unbearable roommate:

When Ted Cruz was my roommate, he'd endlessly hit the snooze button. I asked him to stop. He wouldn't. So I Krazy-glued it. #learnfromthis

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) October 11, 2013

In 1988, I puked all over Ted Cruz's textbooks. U JELLY?

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) August 8, 2015

Ted would leave a greasy film on everything. My friend Erik dubbed the substance "Cruhz," rhymes with "scuzz." Now there's Cruhz on my TV.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 10, 2016

As a freshman, I would get into senior parties because I was Ted's roommate. OUT OF PITY. He was that widely loathed. It's his superpower.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 10, 2016

How little has Ted Cruz changed since 1988? If he hadn't gained weight, I could make a strong case that he was a cyborg.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) December 8, 2015

Personally, I'm kinda thrilled. More Cruz! If I suffered for 10 months with this abomination, why should you people get off any easier?

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 2, 2016

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