We asked girls the craziest pickup line ever used on them and if it worked

‘I just shit in my pants… Can I get in yours?’


We’ve all had those moments when you’re out with the girls and a guy comes up to you and says probably the corniest/stupidest pick up line. Or you have that guy that slides into your DM’s with something just as bad. I don’t know if they actually think these pick up lines will work but they surely shoot their shot. I’ve had my fair share of crazy pick up lines and they did not work. So we asked girls what were some of the craziest pick up lines used on them and if they worked.

Millie Sansoye, 22, Graduate from Exeter

“‘I’ve lost my mobile number, can I have yours?’ I told him to fuck off.”

Courtney Charleston, 20, Michigan State University

“One time this boy said to me ‘I’m not an organ donor, but I’d give you my heart.’ I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard.”

Dahlia Maglo, 20, Old Dominion University

“‘You gotta long neck…what’s your name?’ It definitely did not work, he made me insecure as shit about my neck.”

“‘So I was curious, are you taking potential husband apps? Because my resume is ready.’ This did not work.”

Daphira Maglo, 23, Old Dominion University

“Some boy DM’d me and was like ‘Here’s my number. You know what to do with it?’ It really did not work because I found out he was doing the same thing to my sister.”

Delaney Sexton, 19, North Carolina State

“‘Not gonna lie, I think we’d look good in pictures together.’ And I couldn’t help but talk to the guy because of his blatant honesty. Pretty smooth.”

Tianna Karlin, 20, Pennsylvania State University

“At Grand Central this guy came up to me and was like ‘Hi, you just looked so good in that outfit I had to talk to you.’ This did not work at all.”

Natalia Buenaventura, 19, University of Virginia

“‘Hey, you have really symmetrical ears.’ No, this did not work.”

Sean Li Wong, 19, University of Arizona

“Wasn’t used on me, but my friend, who I was backpacking through Central Europe with, was at a pub in Salzburg, Austria and approached these two girls to ask for a lighter for his cigarette (even though he had one on him). We wound up all spending the night pub/club hopping and we checked out of our hostel the next day since they invited us over to their place! We wound up cooking brunch and dinner, driving to the top of a mountain, and had the most laidback day! We ended with going out again and then one of their friends dropped us off at the train station around 2am!”

Judith Medrano, 19, Appalachian State University

“‘They call me Nemo because I’m not afraid to touch the butt ??’  Unfortunately, it didn’t work.”

 Alexandra Lanzillotto, 19, Quinnipiac University

“I was out with some friends and this guy comes up to me saying ‘Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.’ I could not stop laughing. It did not work”

Evangeline Katz, 22, University of Manchester, U.K.

“Are you wearing space pants? Because your bum is out of this world. Lol.”

Me, 20, Michigan State University

“Is your daddy a baker? Because you have some nice buns.”

“What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?”

“Is all of that hair really yours?”

None of these have ever worked. As for the hair one, I get asked that question on a daily basis – yes, my hair is ALL mine. I honestly could not believe some of the pick up lines guys tried to use on the girls I asked. All I could do was laugh. I’m waiting for a time that a really corny pick up line works on me. Good luck boys.