EXCLUSIVE: There is now a complete Donald Trump Burn Book and it’s so satisfying

One for you, Melania!


A Burn Book entry for Donald Trump went viral last week after Seattle local Caroline Gallegos printed out over 500 copies and put them up across the city.

The first poster was a recreation of the popular Mean Girls book entry which said: “This man is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. DO NOT TRUST HIM. He is a fugly slut.”

The first poster that went viral

And people loved it. In just a week fans across the world have requested their own copy of the poster to put up. Caroline told babe hundreds of people across the country as well as France, London and Australia have put up posters in their cities.

Since then she has added more pages to the Donald Trump Burn Book, and even targeted his wife and running mate, showing no mercy.

We followed up with Caroline about her sudden rise to the world’s resident “mean girl.”

Why make more?

Once I started letting it out into the book, I couldn’t stop. It was like word vomit.

What was your thought process?

Melania came next. I made her page the morning after her speech against cyberbullying. I don’t think I would have made her a page otherwise. I watched it and was like, bitch whaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt?! Then I was like, you get a page!

Mike Pence’s page came after Melania’s. As Trump’s right hand man naturally I had to make him one. I also took into consideration his grotesque anti-LBGTQ, anti-woman, anti-Muslim, anti-African American, anti-Mexican past stances. On behalf of everyone who is not an old, straight, Republican white man, I had to put him in the book.

Has this helped with getting through this election?

Oh hell yes! I have spent the past year and a half going through the mental torture that is Donald Trump’s voice and face. A lot of people assume since I am very obviously anti-Trump, that I must be pro-Hillary. I am not. Picking between Hillary and Donald to me, is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver. I am and always have been, an avid Bernie Sanders supporter. I donated a lot of money to his campaign. Hillary without a doubt stole the Democratic nomination from him. It’s a gross injustice that will go ignored because right now Trump is widely perceived as the bigger evil.

What do people tell you when they get in touch and request a poster?

I have gotten nothing but positive responses back. I was expecting a few livid Trump supporters but I haven’t gotten a single one. The most common thing I hear and read hundreds of times a day is “who did this?!” or “the Internet has been won.” A lot of people ask to give me a hug, buy me a drink or be my best friend. Others thank me and tell me I’m their hero or their spirit animal.

The weirdest responses I get are when some people message me or tweet at me telling me they’re surprised that I’m “hot.” I’m just like uhhhh, what did you think I was going to look like? My favorite reactions are people calling this “Poster Gate” or #postergate saying it was just in time to save the election. I don’t know if that’s true but it would be nice if it is? Ha. Lastly, I have had so many complete strangers be so amazing in the Seattle area and offer their help and resources to help me with printing, copying, distributing etc. The outpouring of eager volunteers I’ve had contact me has been overwhelming, I’m so touched by it.

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How do you feel seeing them being posted all over the world?

At first, I was shocked. Going viral in America is one thing but going viral all over the world is something I never thought would happen. People hate Donald Trump, like they really, really, really hate him. My second emotion, obviously I love it. I know I’m being a “mean girl” myself posting these, but after a year and a half of watching that psychotic yam bully any and everyone, he is oh-so-deserving of some good old fashioned bullying. I know I’m not taking the high road here but I don’t care.

Watching someone body shame hundreds of women and then being able to make a Burn Book page saying he has a huge ass, accompanied by a picture of his huge ass and have it go viral, is so overwhelmingly satisfying. You cannot even imagine how goddamn satisfying it is. Being able to take down that bright orange piece of human waste on such a broad scale with a world wide audience is just so delicious to me.

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You let it out honey. Put it in the book.

Photos courtesy of Caroline Gallegos.