Parents’ Weekend quick fixes
Last-minute tips to convince your parents you have your life together
Parent’s Weekend: a time of year when the first round of exams is nearing and when your 8-man is degenerating into a post-tornado wreck. The last thing parents want is this weekend to confirm their worst fear, that their precious offspring are using college to “party.”
Regardless of how you’re spending your Thursty Thursday, you’re a responsible adult (for the most part) – and your parents should know it.
Here are 3 quick additions to your room that will convince your parents you have your life together.
Succulents: “I am capable of taking care of a living thing other than myself.”
If these plants can handle Death Valley, they can survive Walsh
Spinach and kale: “I truly care about what I’m putting in my body.”
Organized calendar hanging on wall: “I’m deeply committed to my school work.”
Hide yo Rubinoff and make yo bed because parents are arriving soon.