Things you can do instead of study for finals
It’s rumored Father Leahy is interested in an event called ‘Bible and Chill’
Some people are blessed with the ability to start studying for finals weeks in advance. These are the same people who knew the dates of their finals in September and figured out their summer internships in October. By November, they were working out the details of their 401k plans.
For other people, checking out a book for a research paper from O’Neill is a feat deserving of an eight-movie Harry Potter marathon and Chipotle. And creating a Word doc for said paper merits a two-day break from homework and just responsibilities in general.
As of late, Facebook has been showing its solidarity with the latter of these two student varieties.
What follows is a heavily thought-out and artfully curated list of things these people can do instead of study for finals.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Like any good Jesuit student would
If that doesn’t work at least try to slide into their DMs
Your mom won’t pick up