Someone listed their Lower dorm room on Airbnb

Hopefully your hovering parents won’t see this and try to book it for Parents’ Weekend.

Someone has pushed his two common room couches together, called it a bed, and listed it on Airbnb as a “scrumptiously arranged space.” For $101 a night in the vicinity of Ruby and Iggy, “phenomenal interactions are guaranteed.”

This is where you can put your cousin’s friend’s girlfriend who got into BC and is visiting this weekend to see if it’s the right fit. She’s probably going to drink far past what her alcohol tolerance permits, so might as well avoid having her throw up all over your common room.

Sick wall decor, a mini fridge within reach, and maybe even clean sheets

Shampoo is even listed as an amenity.