The amount of calories in all your favorite drunk food

Yes, we've all heard of the freshmen 15, but this cliché is a little misleading. I was under the impression that weight gain stops at the end of freshmen year, but for some reason (my personal experience), I just don't think that's how it works.

I'd like to believe I'm not alone when I say I could be eat somewhat healthy all week and then the weekend comes and I'm walking back from a night out and the only thing I want is a nice piece of pizza to cradle me into a serene slumber.

So naturally during the weekend, it's time to take all my knowledge about the food pyramid and throw it out the window by going to Pita, T. Anthony's, or literally any other food establishment along Commonwealth.

If you're in the mood to hate yourself a little bit, here's the amount of calories in all your favorite drunk foods. On a totally separate note, it might be time for me to activate my FitRec membership.

Extreme Pita Small Pitas: 283-442 calories

Extreme Pita Large Pitas: 410-724 calories

1 slice of a small Domino's plain pizza: 200 calories (Entire pizza: 1,200 calories)

1 piece of Domino's cheesey bread: 120 calories (Entire cheesey bread: 960 calories)

1 Domino's Cinna Stick with icing: 151 calories (Entire Cinna Stick order: 1,208 calories)

Small TNT sandwich from Cookin' Cafe: "Over 800 calories"-Cookin' Cafe employee (Not sure if I believe that…it has to be more.)

Small Mozzarella Stick Pizza from T. Anthony's: "I have no idea exactly how may calories are in it but I know it's A LOT." -T. Anthony's employee

1 serving (13 chips) of Tostitos scoops: 140 calories

2 tbsp of Tostitos salsa: 15 calories

1/2 cup of Ben and Jerry's Half Baked Ice Cream: 270 calories

1 Insomnia Cookie: 180 calories (Snickerdoodle)-630 calories (Deluxe Reese's peanut butter cup cookie)

I told you, ignorance is bliss. But hey, we're young and our metabolisms may be functioning better than they will for the rest of our lives, so go ahead and order those 3 large pizzas. I know I will.