
The astrological signs as buildings at Florida State
I hope I’m not Salley
Did you know, the stars aligned in such a way that each zodiac sign matches one building on FSU’s campus? Handy, right? Our resident astrological expert went to the trouble of discovering which building matches your sign so you wouldn’t have to.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Askew Student Life Center
Your outgoing nature is well-represented by the hub for on-campus entertainment. You’re always the host for game night or a screening of the new movie everyone’s been dying to see. People either know you well or not at all, but if they know you, they adore you.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Stone (College of Education)
You’re responsible and practical, but you strive to make a difference. You don’t go out of your way to open up and be social, and because of this people might not know too much about you. But when they meet you, they’ll see your fascinating architecture, your winding staircases and intricate stone decor.
Gemini (May 21-June 2o): John Thrasher (College of Medicine)
You’re nothing if not practical, and endlessly ambitious. You’re old fashioned, just like the John Thrasher building, and share a striking resemblance to the exhausted med students slaving away in the lab. Just like them, you ought to cut loose from time to time, put down the microscope and have some fun.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Westcott
You’re the most recognizable landmark on Florida State’s campus, and easily one of the most beautiful. From Westcott fountain to your marble lobby to the stunning Ruby Diamond Auditorium, you’re gorgeous inside and out. Everyone wants you around for important events: going to the symphony, lectures from celebrities, you name it, they want you there.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Traditions Garage
You may be disappointed with this answer, Leo, but you shouldn’t be! You’re the center of attention on campus, and absolutely everybody wants to be around you. Whether it’s 8am or long after hours, people are constantly clamoring to get a spot next to you.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Bellamy
The definition of utilitarian. Your foundation is straightforward, and you’ve got the interior to match. This is a place for work and not much else. Don’t be offended, you’re not boring, you’re just focused on your work. A respectable pursuit at a party school like ours.
Libra (September 23-October 22): William Johnston
Gorgeous inside and out, you’re a creative and hardworking soul. You know when to get down to business and when to have fun, and you’re always imaginative. Whether offering after-hours help with tutoring or providing a place for extracurricular meetings, you’re the place to be.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Williams
Creative but reserved, you’re the place where the magic happens. Despite being lesser known and unassuming, geniuses are writing the next great American novel within your hallowed halls. With a hidden atrium inside and a narrow maze of hallways, you’re a mystery on the FSU campus.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) Dirac Science Library
You’re where students go when stuff needs to get done. Your intensely determined attitude is reflected in this building, where Facebook is absolutely frowned upon and talking is a mortal sin. Sure, you’re always down for a party on the weekend, but when you need to study, nothing is going to stop you.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Strozier Library
You’re the place everybody knows about, the one everyone can rely on for help. Whether they need a book recommendation or just a place to get out of their dorm for a night, you’re the one they come to. You’re a complicated soul, with different levels of unique abilities, and that makes you one fascinating place.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Fine Arts
You’re a creative soul, Aquarius, and there’s no better place at Florida State to nurture that creativity than the FAB. From the beautiful theater to the deep basements where tireless art students go to hammer out the last details on their latest masterpiece, you’re full to the brim of artistic genius.
Pisces (February 19-March 20): HCB
You’re a jack of all trades, and HCB is a building representative of your versatility. All sorts of classes are taught in this building, from public speaking to computer science to art criticism. From the outside, you may look pretty utilitarian, but inside you’re full of tight stairwells and long, curvaceous corridors that make you one of the most interesting places on campus.