White trash, white-fash

Time to break out the lanyards

Why can’t we all be Wildwood?

It’s ‘Her-meen’ NOT ‘Her-my-oh-nee’

We’re back at it again

Don’t forget a bag of red meat – only one place on campus serves it

There are many truly fantastic universities, FSU is just better

I am proud to say ‘I’m an English major, ask me how’

Not being able to fall asleep doesn’t have to be the worst part of college

If my professor doesn’t think I’m stupid, maybe I don’t have to either

Sleep is for the weak

Yes we think about spitting in your food

‘It’s finals, I don’t have time to look nice’

The delusion was real

It took me more than a year to realize the addiction I had was for a person