This Michigan State legend made a dating résumé and it’s gone VIRAL
The girls must be knocking down his door at this point
Joey Adams, a junior here at Michigan State, had his 15 minutes of fame after an article about his impressive dating résumé trended on BuzzfeedNews.
This all stemmed from a post made on an MSU class page by Ashley Harrington, who was trying to find a formal date for her friend.
And, as Joey excitedly puts it, he’s been waiting on this moment.
Now, one might ask, who just has a hilariously well-thought-out dating resume at the ready on command, as if he does this for a living? Well to let you know, it is a sad tale of passion, disappointment and heartbreak (but not really).
Joey told BuzzFeed, “At the beginning of the semester I was in one of the MSU cafeterias and saw this absolutely gorgeous girl. We started making small talk and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date.”
He then goes on to say, “She asked if I had a dating resume that she could look at, and when I said no (like any other normal person would) she told me no. So afterward I decided to make one, so if it ever came up again I could use it in my favor.”
Even though she probably just didn’t know how to flat out say no to going out with him (the truth hurts), and he didn’t end up getting the date to the formal, it wasn’t all for nothing.
The notice he’s gotten for his dating resume seems to have actually attracted quite a few ladies his way. “A lot of girls have contacted me since,” he said. “I’ve gotten a few texts asking me to other formals/wedding dates, so this wasn’t a lost cause.”
Joey has officially reached player status, and not just because of his job as a lubricant consultant. If this is what it takes to find your soulmate nowadays, this kid might be on to something.