I pay for my dues, not for my friends

Add these to your bucket list

Wear green, wear white

These are the things that the blogs won’t tell you

Be prepared to meet people much different than you

Because home doesn’t have Rama and Conrad’s and 75,000 people packed into a stadium in green

Make a to do list of things you’ve already done just to feel accomplished

The farmer’s tan and early mornings are worth it

Hate the Wolverines? OK, but give Ann Arbor a chance

Some of these are so spot on its scary

Not that we need to remind you

This is either going to creep you out or make you laugh – or both

Get your jerseys back out, folks, it’s Thursday

You don’t

‘All they’re good for is the free condoms and even those make your dick look green and blue’