As told by someone who is super single

It will always be soda, not ‘pop’

Because our squirrels are better than yours

Do Skeeps cards work for job applications, too?

It’s alive and well and aca-awesome

Because sometimes tailgate pics aren’t enough

If you still need a reason to sign the petition

Giving you a pizza my mind

It’s just SO far from civilization

Halfway into the 45 minute drive back to my hometown, she tells me, “We can’t find your father”

It’s not all rainbow Jell-O shots and frat parties

A basic girl sheds light on the meaning behind basic profile pictures

The caffeine boost doesn’t hurt, either

I didn’t even burn the building down

The ones who don’t go by Trump, Clinton, or Sanders